I had to do it it just popped into my head!!
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"Yami?"
"Yes aibou?"
"What if I was a girl?" Yugi asked tilting his head curiously, looking at his lover from his place at his desk. Yami closed the book he was reading and rested it on his lap. His eyebrow was raised and he had a quizzical look on his face.
"What are you talking about?" He asked the smaller. Yugi grinned and went over to where Yami was lying on his bed and sat on his lap. Yami sat up slightly so he was more comfortable with his charge sitting on him.
"I mean if I was a girl would you still love me?" Yugi asked cutely as he lay on Yami and put his arms around his neck, their faces only about 1/2 and inch apart. Yami looked at his koi's gorgeous amethyst gems he called 'eyes' curiously.
"Why wouldn't I?" Yami asked his deep baritone voice in a slight whisper so not to yell in the smallest hikari's ears.
"Well you're gay so I figured if I was a girl that would mean you wouldn't love me." Yugi said his sweet light voice also low but because of the sadness he felt thinking Yami could stop loving him.
"Aibou, yes I'm gay and yes I love you but no I'll never stop loving you." Yami said returning Yugi's embrace by sliding his strong arms around the smaller's waist and pulling him closer.
"Besides hasn't any one every told you love has no gender? It's simply a feeling and it can't just disappear!" Yami continued.
Yugi smiled, even though he doubted he'd ever be turned into a girl- or at least he hoped not, he knew Yami'd still love him and vise versa.
Yugi kissed Yami on the lips sweetly and quickly pulled away blushing, but Yami would have none of that. The older pulled Yugi down for a passionate kiss.
After about 10 minutes they pulled away the air they gathered threw their nose as they kissed not supplying enough oxygen for their lungs.
Damn the need to breath! They soon regained composer and began a new make-out, it would have gone much farther if Yugi's grandpa hadn't come in and forced them to eat dinner.
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That... was the weirdest thing I've ever written and I've written about monkeys eating whale brains in a rocket!
Yami- 0-0 you're a freak!
-.-" love you too
Yugi- (growls) He's mine!
Eep! gotta go before he kills me!