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Differences between Karin and Sakura

By. Deidara and Toshiros property

Sasuke's thoughts on Karin: Karin. How to describe Karin? Well for starters she is a slut. And how could she think I, Uchiha Sasuke, would want to have she, a slut, have my children? Plus she's addicted to crack. I don't want my children addicted to crack. Every time I look at her face I feel like I'm looking at a horse's ass. And I swear every time she says's "Sasuke-kun!" a baby dies. So if she just gave birth to my child she would probably say "Sasuke-kun look at the baby!" the baby would probably die in her arms. I don't even think Karin was even meant to be a Kunoichi, I personally she would be better off being a hooker. Why did I even recruit her on to Team Hebi? She's useless all she ever does is bitch and complain about Suigetsu and then the rest of the time she fawns over me. Maybe I'll kill her while she's sleeping. Yeah that's what I'll do. Well I think I've said enough about that whore.

Sasuke's thoughts on Sakura: Sakura is the most beautiful Kunoichi I have ever seen. With her luscious pink hair and sparkling emerald eyes, unlike Karin's hair which is mostly made up of lice and rats nests. Why did I even leave Sakura in the first place? Oh that's right. I left for power that gay Michael Jackson wannabe Orochimaru, offered me. I can't wait till I kill Itachi then I can return home to Sakura and have her have my beautiful babies. But one thing is bothering me. What if we had a boy and he has pink hair? That would be awful! There's no way I'm letting my son have pink hair and be the laughing stalk at the Ninja Academy! But hopefully that will never happen. Sakura better not be dating Naruto, or I will have to kill the dobe. I can honestly say that I, Uchiha Sasuke, am in love with Haruno Sakura. I love everything about her. Her hair, eyes, forehead, lips, personality, you name it. But one things for sure, Karin is a dead fly compared to Sakura and will be forever. I think I might pay a visit to Sakura tonight since were close to the Fire Countries border. Well I think I've said enough about the beautiful cherry blossom. But then again there are never enough words to describe Haruno Sakura.