Ichigo and Uryuu are now dating/going steady. They've graduated, and are now living in a small apartment. Ichigo now gets paid to kill hollows and Uryuu works part time with his father at the hospital. Everything was going good in their lives...until a little something or should I say someone wormed their way into their lives...
Chapter One: BAD MAID, SMEX, AND FAINTING!
"Yo!" Ichigo called out as he walked into the apartment and shut/locked the door.
"In the kitchen!" Uryuu shouted from the kitchen. "I'm making lunch!"
"Good, I'm hungry." Ichigo said as he walked into the kitchen and sat down in a chair at the table. "I'm glad I don't have go to kill anymore holl-" He trailed off when he saw Uryuu in a French maid outfit. Cue drool...now!
"Ichigo-sama." Uryuu bowed at Ichigo. "I'm sorry that I don't have you a cooked meal...All I have is chocolate, strawberries, and whip cream..."
"Mmmm..." Ichigo wiped his mouth and crossed his arms in mock annoyance. "That's it!" Uryuu flinched.
"Y-yes, sir..." Uryuu said as he looked down at the floor.
"Not good...not good at all..." Ichigo said huskily. "Come here."
"I-"
"I said 'come here'!" Ichigo commanded sternly, which Uryuu did while swaying his hips seductively. "You must be punished!" Ichigo grabbed Uryuu and put him on his stomach over his lap.
"Ichigo-sama!" Uryuu gasped out in surprise and lust. Ichigo smirked and pulled the skirt up to reveal a black thong. He licked his lips, then Uryuu's perky, soft bottom (this caused Uryuu to gasp, moan, and wiggle). He pulled back and raised his hand. "Ichigo-sama?"
SMACK! Ichigo spanked Uryuu's ass, causing it to jiggle, wiggle, and turn red. Uryuu gasped loudly.
"You asshole that hurt SMACK ICHIGO!" Uryuu shouted. Ichigo chuckled, but continued spanking Uryuu until Uryuu was begging for more. "Ah...Mor-mor-more! Harder! Smack my ass harder Ichigo-sama!"
"Harder?" Ichigo asked as he raised his hand and slapped it REALLY hard. Uryuu moaned loudly and started to grind even more against Ichigo's legs.
"F-ck yes! Ah!" Uryuu moaned out. Ichigo sat him up facing him and his legs going around his waist. Ichigo then kissed Uryuu hard and passionately, all the while grinding into him. Uryuu nipped and whispered hotly into Ichigo's right ear. "Screw, role-playing...f-ck me Ichigo...f-ck me hard..."
And that's just what he did...
MONTH OR SO LATER
"Are you sure you're okay?" Ichigo asked again as Uryuu ran to the bathroom for the umpteenth time. Uryuu had been sick lately for the past month and a half. Ichigo grimaced at the state Uryuu looked as he walked out the bathroom. Uryuu flopped on their bed, face-first, and groaned. He knew what was wrong with him...He had his father look at him.
URYUU'S POV
"Ishida..." Uh, oh...Ichigo is calling me by my last name...he's must be either angry or worried. I can't tell him...he'll hate me...call me a freak...and worse of all...leave me... "URYUU, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!"
I felt Ichigo pull me into an embrace as I cried...I don't even remember when I started to cry...
"Ichigo...I..." I bit my lip...I wanted to tell him, but fear...
"ARE YOU DYING?!" Ichigo asked/shouted in horror. I chuckled and shook my head. He then sighed in relief. "Then...what's wrong..."
"Ichigo..."
"What?"
"Ichigo..."
"Uryuu..."
"Ichigo...I..."
"JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG!" Ichigo yelled at me in frustration, causing me to growl.
"Y-YOU ASSHOLE! I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT I'M PREGNANT! YO-" I paused in mid-yelling, when Ichigo fainted and fell backwards off the bed and onto the floor. "Ichigo!"
Well...that's it...hope ya like...um...review...and I don't own Bleach...so...yeah...bye...
ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF BLEACH!
ICHIGO: HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE PREGNANT!
URYUU: I KNEW YOU WOULD REACT LIKE THAT!
ICHIGO: NOW F-CKING DUH!
URYUU: ...YOU'LL LEAVE ME KNOW...
ICHIGO: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
URYUU: ...DON'T LEAVE...
NEXT EPIDSODE OF BLEACH: DON'T LEAVE!