A Vampire?!
Day 17 of Roommates: KH Edition
-CLOUD TEAM'S HOUSE-
*knock knock knock*
Cloud: Demyx if you locked yourself out of the house again...
*knock knock knock*
Cloud: I'm coming!
He opens the front door.
Sephiroth: Pizza delivery!
Sephiroth pulls off his pizza-delivery-guy outfit and slashes the front door in half with his huge sword. Cloud yells and jumps back into the house.
Cloud: What are you doing here Sephiroth?!
Sephiroth: I'm co-hosting with Axel now that Roxas left.
Cloud: What?
Sephiroth: Nevermind the pedantics, invite me into the house.
Cloud: Wha-
Demyx runs into the room.
Demyx:
He stands with his hands on Cloud's and Sephiroth's face.
Cloud: ...
Sephiroth: ...
Demyx: You can't invite him in!
Cloud: I wasn't going to anywa-
Demyx: It's just like a vampire book!
Sephiroth: Cloud just say i can come insi-
Demyx: If you invte the vampire inside, it's the only way they can come into your house!
Cloud: I'm not inviting him in Demyx! And he's not a vampire!
Demyx: Oh... okay then!
Demyx skips off to the kitchen.
Cloud: Why do you want me to invite you in? *glare*
Sephiroth: It's the only way I can enter...
Cloud: So you really are a vampire?!
Sephroth: No. It's more along the lines of a loophole in the restraining order you have against me.
Cloud: ...
Sephiroth: So are you gonna invite me in?
Cloud: Go to hell.
Cloud turns and goes back to his room.
Sephiroth: Come on man!
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-INTERVIEW WITH: Sephiroth-
Pence: I just wanna say you're an inspiration to all antagonists and have the best theme song!
Sephiroth: *chuckles* thank you little chubby boy. I get that a lot.
Pence: So what made you wanna come on the show?
Sephiroth: Well when i got the phone call, Cid made it seem like it was 'Girls Gone Wild' in a hotel...
Pence: So you weren't driven by the thirst for Cloud's blood?
Sephiroth: More a thirst for drunk girls waving their breasts at me.
Pence: What's It gonna be like hosting with Axel?
Sephiroth: Is that the faggot with the backwards-retard perm?
Pence: That's the one.
Sephiroth: Ah, he's cool people.
Pence: This has been an interview with the legend, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Whoa kid, only the ladies refer to me as 'The Legend' okay?
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-ON SET-
Axel looks over at Sephiroth uncomfortably
Axel: So uh, Waddya do in your spare time?
Sephiroth: No one knows...
Axel: ... This is day 17 of Roommates: Kingdom Hearts Edition folks!
Sephiroth: Yes and i'm taking over as co-host since that boy ran off.
Axel: Where did Roxas go? *depressed*
Sephiroth: We have our tracking dog- I mean Zexion sniffing him down right now.
Axel: Okay...
Sephiroth: Now to the keyblade holder's house.
Axel: He always leaves me...
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-SORA TEAM'S HOUSE-
Yuffie: I have an amazing idea!
Kairi: It's a miracle!
Yuffie: I know right?!
Kairi: I meant you having an idea.
Naminé: What is it Yuffie?
Yuffie: Let's prank Cloud team's house!
Olette: That's actually not a bad idea.
Sora: YEAH WE'LL DRAG THEM OUT INTO THE YARD, STRIP 'EM NAKED AND SPRAY THEM WITH THE HOSE!
Yuffie: *XD*
Kairi: ...
Naminé: ...
Tifa: ...
Olette: ...
Sora: or like throw waterballoons... *blush*
Yuffie: With ketchup in them!
Tifa: Yuffie you're an evil genius. *evil smile*
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-OUTSIDE SORA TEAM'S HOUSE-
Roxas: I'll teach Sora to get frisky with Naminé...
He peeks his head up through the bushes and looks into the window.
Roxas: Now I'll just bust in the door and whisk Naminé away all romantic like! *crazy laughter*
He sneaks up to the front door and counts down with keyblade in hand. Suddenly the front door bursts open and Roxas is crushed behind it. Sora runs out with all the girls following.
Sora: Let's go get the stuff!
Kairi: Yuffie lock the door!
Yuffie: Okay wait up though!
Yuffie comes back to close the door while the others run away. She closes it to reveal Roxas in pain.
Yuffie: Hey Roxas!
Roxas: .....h-hey...
Yuffie: Bye Roxas!
She runs away.
Roxas: D-damn... it...
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