WARNING: Slight naughtiness and a hint of perversion ;)

DISCLAIMER: In the beginning there was fiction, and the creators of fiction saw their fans and knew that their creation was good, to ensure that their fans were eternally loyal the creators demanded that no fan-inspired stories were created, but the fans could not help themselves and thus was born: FANFICTION!

A/N: Well, I hope you guys like this! Obviously it's pre-Kakashi Gaiden . . . yays!

Rin – November 15th

"And they lived happily ever after . . ." Rin closed the book in her lap "The End" she said firmly, and Obito smiled happily from his position in one of Konoha's most secure hospital beds. The Uchiha had had to be strapped into it after attempting to escape his confinement and take part in one of team Namikaze's missions. The idiot had then proceeded to make his already serious injuries worse by breaking his arm trying to climb out of his first-story window.

Rin had visited him every day possible – occasionally dragging a reluctant Kakashi along with her, though those particular visits had never gone very well. They usually seemed to end in Obito damaging himself worse, falling out of beds and widows, running into doors and on one particularly memorable occasion punching himself in the face in a chain of fascinating but confusing events which could no longer be remembered by any member of the team.

"Another one?" The Uchiha asked hopefully and Rin shook her head with a sigh.

"You're fifteen years old and you want another fairy tale?" she asked in disbelief and Obito smiled happily.

"I just like the sound of your voice" he told her, and Rin's heart fluttered at the compliment, though she sighed in mock irritation.

"I do have other places to be you know. It is my birthday after all. And I do have to get ready for my party tonight"

"I know I know! But just one more and then I'll give you your present" he added slyly.

"Present?" Rin perked up considerably and flicked the book open the story of the Princess and the Pea – a particularly short tale.

"And they all lived happily ever after" Rin finished hurriedly "now gimme gimme gimme!" she added, hands outstretched.

Grinning idiotically, Obito reached into the drawer of his bedside table and withdrew a pale blue envelope, with his team mate's name written on it.

"What's this?" Rin asked, frowning and turning the envelope around in her hands"

"Open it" Obito instructed, and so she did.

Along with a comic card featuring some black and white creature named "Eric the Penguin" three photos dropped from the folded paper.

Rin flipped one over to reveal a sleeping Kakashi, a slight wet patch on his mask where the drool had seeped through. He was leaning against his largest summoning dog, and puppy-sized Pakkun was slumbering on his stomach. A copy of Icha Icha had fallen from his hands onto the ground beside him.

Rin looked at Obito in surprise "But ninjas don't read porn!" she told him, quoting Kakashi exactly.

"This one does" Obito informed her dryly "Next one, next one!"

Rin flipped the second picture over to find another Kakashi looking at her. A very unmasked Kakashi. Tin blushed and was suddenly aware of how much more she fancied her prematurely silver team mate. "Wow" she murmured and Obito, looking over her shoulders shrugged his own.

"It's nothing special" he sniffed "Now for the final one" he said and his constant smile grew even wider.

Rin looked at him suspiciously, but picked up the third and final photograph. As she looked at it, her cheeks flushed bright red and a river of blood streamed from her nose. Obito's smile grew yet wider and he laughed. On the paper was a naked Kakashi. Full-frontal and very unmasked and he looked as though he was . . . posing for the picture?

"How bid you ged dese?" Rin demanded, while trying to stop the flow of blood pouring down her face.

"Well . . . I hate to ruin it for you but Kakashi is very, very gay"Obito told her "Very. I hope you don't mind too much?"

"With these photos, I couldn't care less!" Rin told him and lunged at him, holding him in a tight hug and squealing happily.

The door to the room slid open and Rin quickly tucked the pictures into her bra. The very man who was the subject of all three entered the room and the brunette teen blushed yet deeper than she had previously. Her gaze drifted to Kakashi's crotch area as he walked towards them, and she hurriedly clutched a hand over her nose.

"I have to go get ready!" she cried and fled the room as fast as her shapely legs could carry her.

"What was that about?" Kakashi asked when she was safely out of the building.

"Do you what Kakashi? I have absolutely no idea" Obito replied, settling further into his mountain of pillows. "Kiss" he demanded and Kakashi bent down with a long-suffering sigh and brushed Obito's lips with his own.

"This had better not have anything to do with those pictures you took of me" he said suspiciously, and Obito's smile stretched across his face once again.

"Of course not! Would I do that to you?" he asked innocently, but inside he had grown teeny red horns and was cackling evilly. Rin so owes me now. He thought to himself and smirked at a still-suspicious Kakashi. "Love you" he said chirpily.

OWARI!

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