Wow, a continuation! W00t…W00t!! Another chapter of Fuji's weirdness – and it's not a song fic this time. Enjoy!

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Warning: Reference of homosexuality, and grammatical error. This fic is not beta'ed.

Fuji and his… Heroes

"Aahh… hello there! Wow, I love your pen. It's all bright and fluffy…" was the first greetings out of him. He was smiling hugely; his mesmerizing blue eyes glinting with mirth as if he was perfectly content with the arrangement. Leaning against the backrest of the bench, he was crossing his leg and looking all too comfortable, albeit a little bit seductive. There's an opened can of juice beside him on the bench. Smiling sweetly like the conman I was, I offered him another can of juice and started asking him questions.

"What? You're asking me about my love life? Ohh… it's nothing interesting you know," he answered. His cheeks flushed considerably and he was waving his hand in a dismissed manner. However, his gestures somehow revealed that he was excited to share the stories, like gossiping girls.

"How many lovers do I have? Wait, maybe it would takes sometimes for me to count it all…" he continued - lips pouting a little, his forehead creased a bit in concentration and his fingers spread one by one with his counting. When all his fingers were spread, he looked confused.

"Saa… this is not good… I wonder if this is all it is," He showed me his entire spread finger. Anybody with a brain would know that it means ten. But then, he looked crossed. "I think there's more, but I'm out of fingers…" he said again, pouting a little. Then he asked if I would lend him my fingers. I refused and told him that it didn't matter how many lover he had, and it was best if he could tell me his experience with his lovers. My time was limited, and I wanted to fish out as much information as I could from him.

"hmm… my experience with my lovers? So which one is it?" he asked, putting his pointer finger under his chin – a thinking gesture.

"Tezuka…" I blurted a name – only a wild guess though. At least if I was lucky, it gave him ideas on where to start. My pen was poised, eager to write the information he would revealed.

"Saaa… Tezuka," he said, tapping his pointer fingers on his chin. "You know, Tezuka is a very stoic person, and yet he's a very sweet and shy. He even blushed when he's holding my hand!" he said. He had this dreamy look that reminds me of a lovesick fangirl. I asked him another question.

"Have we had sex together? Ohh, you tease… of course we had. We're not children you know. Tezuka is quite good in bed, and dear, he's big! But he likes to play it safe. Sometimes it just bores me. Oh, Inui the data guy is also good in bed. He knows everything! But you know what? Tachibana, that Fudoumine guy is good in bed too. Oh, that guy, he looked so boring but he sure knows how to please a guy. You should try it sometime…" he said. He was totally in the mood now. This was the time to press harder.

"Better lovers than Tachibana? Oh, there's plenty. Let me tell you something," he leaned forward and whispered, "There are a lot of hot sexy guys in Hyotei you know. Believed me, I slept with 3 of them myself. They just know how to make me screamed in pleasure," he said conspiratorially.

"Well, of course one of them is Atobe Keigo. Oh, with him, everything is perfect. The dinner, the venue, the flowers, the bed… everything! And you know what was the most perfect of all?" he asked me. I said "No".

"It's him himself! His skill in bed is marvellous! I think he had a lot of practise but then, who cares when he practically blows off your mind?" he continued, occasionally sipping on his juice.

"Oh, and his vice captain, that Oshitari guy. Wait till I tell you about him," he paused, sipping his juice again. "That Oshitari Yuushi, he's the sex god himself! Have you ever heard his voice, and his kansai accent? It's obscene I tell you! A whisper in your ears and you'll be as hard as a rock!" he said while fanning his face with his hand. Then he continued, "And don't let me start on his skills, it's no wonder that his double's partner is such a bitch…"

"Ohh, you think that Mukahi Gakuto is his boyfriend? Oh puhhh…leeeze! That bitch is sleeping around like the bitch he is. He's just overprotective towards his doubles partner. I mean, you know that his partner is super sexy so he's just greedy... ahh, another juice, thank you!" he opened a new can of juice that I got him and began to sipped its contents. "Hmm… this stuff is good. Now, where was I?"

"Oh yeah, that bitch Mukahi. You know when he knew that I was sleeping with his double's partner, oh boy, did he piss off. He even tried to seduce Tezuka, but of course, he got rejected. I think he still holds a grudge towards me…"

"You asked me who the 3rd Hyoteians I slept with? Oh, that one is a sec-ret. I'm afraid the hell will break lose if I tell you who the 3rd person is…" he winked at me.

"You asked for my other lovers… well, let see… there's Saeki. And then Shiraishi… and then…" he paused, sipping his canned juice, only to find it empty instead. "Oh, there's no juice anymore…." He pouted and darted his tongue to lick whatever remains of the juice. Seriously, even if it's Fuji Syuusuke, it was gross. So I gave him another can of juice, and he was happy again.

"Thanks for the juice, and where was I? Ah, the list of my lover. Okay there's Saeki, and Shiraishi, and…" Sipped juice, "And Akutsu, and Sengoku, although he said he's completely straight, he had no problem sucking off my tongue, and licked my body everywhere, and then there was Kajimoto. Oh, that Kajimoto guy, even though his serve is totally weird, he totally pwned you in bed. Believe me, his flexibility help. And besides, he was cool! Gotta love the way he dressed…"

"And then, I've slept with Sanada Genichiro once… that guy is a brick. Seriously. But that patenshi of Rikkai… what is his name…? Ah Niou. Niou Masaharu. He's a demon in bed…. And then…"

"Fuji! Why aren't you practicing? And who are you?" asked a very handsome guy with glasses. I knew him as Tezuka Kunimitsu, the captain of Seishun High Tennis team, and with my new information, one of Fuji Syuusuke's lovers.

"Practicing? But I am telling my love life to this person..." he whined and pointed at my face – how rude. "He said that he's a reporter!" That retorts seems to send an alert to his captain, and with a loud bark, he called his resident dataman, Inui Sadaharu. This must be it; both of them are Fuji's lover. I was eager to write down both his lover's reactions.

When the resident dataman arrived at the scene, he totally ignored me and picked up an empty juice can and then analyzed it. Then he took a look on Fuji Syuusuke and asked a dumb question; "How many fingers do I have?" and spread all of his fingers.

Pfftt… Anybody with a brain - which is everybody - knows that it's ten. What's up with this dataman?

"One!" answered Fuji and he giggled.

…

Wait. What?

The dataman looked as calm as he can get, what with his no emotion features. Then he said to his captain, "He must be brought to the nurse office, Tezuka. I'm afraid that he can't function well in this condition."

"Very well. Please take care of him, Inui," said the captain. Then he turned to me and said, "…and you, whoever you are. I'm sorry to tell you that our Fuji Syuusuke had a slight… 'illness', and he is in a delirious state of mind, in which I'm afraid, he's not his real self. Therefore, I strongly suggest that whatever information that he gave you should not be regarded as valuable. I also suggest that you leave the school premises since you're disturbing our practice session."

Then he turned and walked away, leaving me gaping like an idiot. But before he goes, I stopped him and asked a question.

"You think that Fuji Syuusuke have 13 boyfriends which includes his team mates?" Tezuka Kunimitsu looked at me incredulously. "Well, I'm very sorry to burst your bubbles but Fuji Syuusuke NEVER had any relationships with ANY of his team mates or any other schools' tennis players. As I said before, he must have given you false information due to his delirious state of mind, and for that, I am sorry for your inconvenience." He said and walked away towards the nearest tennis court…

…only to be stopped by me again.

"You think I tried to cover up my affairs? I'm sorry to tell you that there's no such thing happened in Seishun High. We are athletes and there is absolutely no homosexuality occurs in our activities. As I said before, Fuji Syuusuke does not have any relationships with any of his team mates or any other athletes. Any other question regarding this matter is considered as harassment and therefore I suggest you leave this premises," Answered that stoic captain. Then he continued walking like nothing happened.

Feeling totally ridiculous and frustrated, I scratched and torn off my interview pages and stomped away from the school grounds.

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"So how is he?"

"He's fine. I gave him my Special Sleeping Inui Juice so he's sleeping soundly in the nurse office,"

"How much did he consumed?"

"A can of that juice contained 1 percent alcohol. And he consumed 4 cans. That was 7 times higher than his tolerated level,"

Silence.

"So how much did he blurt out?"

"13,"

"13? That was close… So I expect that everything in under control now?"

"Hnn…"

Another silence.

"What is the latest total?"

"15. We need to keep a good eye on him. The number is getting huge,"

"Aa…"

The End.

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