Kiss the ground I walk on for twenty minutes and you'll see why you need a bed.
To rest on, of course! -smirk-
You'll get it later...
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"Not fair! You used your Kaiten!" she screamed, every part of her wet. She stood atop the tallest tree that she could find, an empty bucket in her arm. She stole the bucket after he drenched her one too many times. Tenten then angrily took the ribbons out of her hair, letting it limply fall. She liked her hair down when it was wet.
"Who said I couldn't?"
"I did!" she growled, before she swept down to the stream. She was so fast that a normal eye wouldn't be able to see her.
But he was faster.
As they collided, Tenten was slightly pushed by Neji. Looking behind her, she saw that she was about to land on the shallower part of the stream, where rock pointed their tips up to the sky. She widened her eyes. Then, a hand gripped her wrist hard, pulled her back with momentum—using her weight and his—, and they both spun. Tenten landed on the soft, damp grass.
She let out a soft gasp. She was looking straight into white, playful eyes.
Realizing what he just did, Tenten blinked," You…saved me."
"I think so," he said in an equally light tone.
"And…you're on top of me," she squeaked. He didn't speak, and only rested his head on her shoulder.
This was…awkward.
They stayed like that for a few minutes until Tenten heard his even breathing.
He's sleeping on me! Her brain cried, Oh, crap! He's sleeping on me half-naked and wet!
Panicked and surprised, Tenten frantically looked around her, hoping to find some sort of thing to get her out of this mess. She didn't want to disturb his sleep since this was probably one of the only times when he really slept. She knew that he drove himself too hard; always training when he should be sleeping.
She rolled her eyes. Hinata may be his competitor, but is he absolutely so desperate to be the family leader that he needed to train day and night? Fool.
Tenten shakily breathed in. His weight was putting too much of a strain on her body. Neji was squishing her. His hands limply lay on either side of her head, one still holding her wrist and the other in her mass of wet hair. One of her legs was right in between his.
And he had no shirt…
And they were both dripping with water.
When she pictured their
position in her head, Tenten literally screamed. Since she was
looking up, she saw two colors of green flash by from the top of the
trees. They're running away!
"GAI-SENSEI! LEE! WHEN THIS ARROGANT MORON IS OFF ME, YOU TWO ARE DEAD!"
She heard Gai's hearty laugh," We'll be living for a long time then!"
Tenten blushed.
0o0
She heard her stomach grumble. The sun was exactly shining on her now. Neji was still on top of her, sleeping, his breath tickling her neck.
When will this guy move?
Already, she's had visits from her nice friends. Ino and Sakura both gave her a thumbs up when they passed by, not bothering to help. Tenten mouthed to them that they will pay.
Naruto was about to laugh loudly when his girlfriend placed a hand over his mouth. Tenten shot Hinata a look.
"Wouldn't want him to wake up," she innocently whispered.
"I want him to wake up," she retorted. Naruto smirked.
"He's got to be tired right after it, Tenten-chan. Let him sleep!"
She vowed to follow Uchiha and kill.
Temari and Shikamaru looked at her skeptically when they saw.
"That was fast," the blonde sand ninja stated bluntly. Tenten gaped.
"It's not like that, dang it!"
When Hinata came back, she came back with Hiashi and Hanabi—the family. Tenten blushed only more.
Hiashi merely raised a brow, but he softly smiled. Hanabi snickered.
"Ah, Neji-niisan finally got hitched!"
0o0
The pink-haired medic ninja was kind enough to lay a blanket over Tenten and Neji and feed her when the sun was setting.
"You two will be sick tomorrow because you're both wet, but I'll make sure you have the same hospital bed, queen-sized. Or, if you prefer, I'll give you guys king-sized bed and a private room."
"Sakura!" Tenten viciously hissed, keeping her voice quiet.
"Hokage's orders. The village knows," she lifted Tenten's head and fed her a spoonful of rice.
"Knows what?" a few grains of rice flew out of her mouth as she asked that.
Sakura smiled impishly," About you and Neji-kun, of course!"
"He's just laying on top of me!"
"He's sleeping without a shirt too."
"Sakura!"
Sakura laughed," All right, all right, I won't joke about it anymore. I know you and Neji-kun don't have a relationship, no matter how obvious your feelings for each other are."
Tenten gave her a well-earned glare.
"But why aren't you trying to budge him off?" the bowl of rice was now empty; Sakura tightened the layers of blankets around Neji and Tenten.
The weapons' mistress looked to the side," He's always training, never resting."
"Ha! I know how you feel," Sakura empathized, "Sasuke always used to do that."
"'Used to?' What'd you do?"
Sakura giggled, placing two pillows underneath Tenten and Neji's heads.
"I married him."
As Sakura waved goodbye
and left, Tenten thought about what she said. She married him.
Jeez…why can't Neji be like Chouji so I could just lead him away
from the training grounds with food?
She looked up to the blanket of dark skies and glowing stars. A full moon appeared from her right as a cool breeze filled the air. She shivered under its cool touch combined with Neji's breath.
Fingers twirled in her hair.
"Ten…ten," Neji gently whispered, inhaling. Tenten became excited; he was finally awake!
The next thing Tenten knew was Neji raising his head towards her and brushing her lips with his own.
0o0
The Next Day…in the hospital room…on the king-sized bed…
"So what if it was on purpose? What would it mean to you?"
"A girl's first kiss is important, you freaking donkey! You don't just take it without permission!"
ACHOO!
"It counts as a kiss?"
She can hear the smirk in that sentence.
"NO DUH, SHERLOCK! IF OUR LIPS TOUCHED, THEN IT FREAKING WELL DOES!"
AH-AHCHOO!
"Hn."
"DON'T YOU EVEN SNICKER AT ME! LET'S NOT FORGET WHO FELL!"
Tenten felt his killing stare on her face.
"You wouldn't tell anyone."
"Wanna bet?"
"Tenten…"
"I've always hated your over inflated ego anyway. Maybe it's time it deflated."
"Ten.Ten."
"Hah! Hyuuga Neji's reputation going down the drain when Ino hears that he gracelessly fell on top of a plain, average weapon's mistress!"
"Someone might hear."
"Oh, Hanabi's evil laugh is ringing in my ears."
"Be quiet Tenten."
"Make me, Neji-kun—HEY!"
"…"
"..."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"O-oh…so y-you really c-c-care about your rep, h-huh?"
"Hn. That your second?"
"Moron. That was my real first. The one in the woods sucked butt."
"Don't worry." Chuckle," You aren't experienced yet."
"Shaddup.Your hormones haven't even started."
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
ACHOO!
"NEJI! Keep your hands to yourself, lecher!"
SLAP!
0o0
Sakura cackled insanely when she turned off the surveillance camera. They finally kissed!
Ino would be so happy with this scrap of juiciness. Lee would be ecstatic. She'll have to praise him for his excellent planning and timing. After all, Lee did all the work.
He trained Neji to death every night. He asked Neji to borrow a whole set of his shirts. He offered the water idea to Tenten. He offered the bucket to Neji. He pushed Tenten and Neji so he would strategically land on her. He encouraged every nin in Konoha about his plan and asked them to 'visit' said couple. And, he also drugged the water from the stream (that only works on men) to make Neji…a bit more daring than usual. He even carried the king-sized bed into the hospital with the help of Sasuke and Naruto.
Lee totally deserved credit.
Sakura took the tape of the kiss and wrapped it. She labeled the tape: 'The First Official Kiss of Tenten (and second. Third. Possibly fourth.)'.
The tape was twenty minutes long, darn it!
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Wouldn't we all love to see that bedroom scene for real? Sorry for the lack of detail. Too lazy.
BTW, any girl would freak out at the fact that their first kiss didn't have any lip action.
(Sushi)