Model Behavior

Disclaimer: Me no own Inuyasha. saddest face ever

Okay you guys and girls are still just plain awesome!! YAY, I am back and I am so sorry about the wait!! Underline is for the switch of povs. Italic is for thoughts as usual. Thank you to these people-

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!!And now on with the story!!

Sesshomaru's Point of View

"Is there anything in particular that you would like to eat Kagome?" I asked her like any well-mannered gentleman would.

"Not really." She replied dully.

Kagome's Point of View

"I think I know what I want now though." I said finally deciding after about 3 minutes. His right eyebrow rose elegantly and I took this as my cue to go on. "I'd like a garden salad with crispy chicken tender pieces, fresh cherry tomatoes, fresh lettuce, thin cucumber pieces, and a cup full of ranch dressing on the side. To drink I'd just like a sparkling clean Voss and I'd like plastic utensils please." I said knowing that I had to keep my figure for work.

Sesshomaru's Point of View

"Did you get all that ms?" I asked the waitress annoyed that she was staring at me like I was a piece of meat that she wanted to tenderize.I hate being oggled. I thought to myself.

She snapped out of it after a minute or so. "Yes Mr.Taisho and what would you like?" she said licking her thin pink lips.

Eww. Is that trying to seduce me? I thought disgusted at her hopeless antics. "I'd like a medium-well steak with green beans and mashed potatoes. To drink just bring me a bottle of the finest wine you have and before you try to slip me your phone without my companion looking, I don't want it." I said flatly.

Kagome's Point of View

Wow that was actually pretty funny. I thought amused. She saw my smile, huffed and then stormed off toward the kitchen. I sighed, pulled out my mini mirror, and looked at myself for a minute or two. I put my mirror away and looked into his eyes briefly. I should mess with him. I thought deciding to bring up some memories.

"How is Kagura?" I asked looking into his eyes emotionlessly. I saw him stiffen slightly and then relax.

Sesshomaru's Point of View

"I really don't know or care, I broke up with her a year ago." I replied non-chalantly.

Kagome's Point of View

"Why did you guys break up?" I asked curiously as our food arrived.

Sesshomaru's Point of View

"I called her one day to see if she wanted to go to dinner and a man answered. He said that she was in the shower getting ready for their 5:00 "session" of fun. I told him to tell her that she was a sad excuse of a woman and that I never wanted to see her again." I replied picking up a fork and a knife.

Kagome's Point of View

I took a little sip of my water, picked up my cup of ranch dressing and spread it over my salad evenly. I glanced up for a quick second to see Sesshomaru staring at me intently.

"What? Is there something on my face?" I asked worrying.

Sesshomaru's Point of View

"No, not at all…My apologies for staring." I said embarrassed that she had caught me staring at her.

Get a hold of yourself Sesshomaru! You do not oggle women! They oggle you! Okay stay cool! I thought keeping my calm composure.

Kagome's Point of View

I excused myself from the meal and walked into the bathroom to see a woman sprawled out on the floor crying loudly and hysterically. What the hell is wrong with her? Should I ask her? What if she's a psycho? Is she going to go on a rampage if I come within two feet of her? I thought panicking but keeping my calm composure at the same time. I walked over to her slowly and cautiously before kneeling down beside her.

"Excuse me? Are you hurt? Can I help you?" I said gently. It took her a minute or two to stop sobbing but when she finally did, I had a quite a shock. She was actually a he!

?'S Point of View

"I'm not physically hurt, but mentally I'd rather not answer. As for helping, unless you're beautiful, rich, and successful, I don't think you can." I said looking up for the first time since I had started crying which was an hour ago.

Oh my God! It's her! This is not a dream and that is not the lifeless cardboard post of her I have at home! It's my idol! I think I'm going to faint. She's even an angel in person! I thought while staring at her dreamily.

Kagome's Point of View

"Are you okay?" I asked a little creeped out that he was staring at me like I was some fragile princess.

?'S Point of View

"Oh my God!! If I wasn't okay ten seconds ago, I am now! You're Kagome Higurashi! The famous model and the CEO of The Higurashi Fashion Line! Your birthday is October 15th. You have a brother, mother, and grandfather. Your dad died when you were four. Your best friend is currently Sango Slayer. Your worst enemy is your cousin Kikyo. You bought your mom that mansion with your very first paycheck, your favorite color is baby blue, your favorite ice-cream flavor is chocolate-chip cookie dough, your favorite meat is steak, your favorite soda is Sprite, you're currently single, and you don't have a gay best friend yet!" I said all in one amazingly long breath.

Kagome's Point of View

Okay apparently he's an obsessed straight guy pervert person or he is an obsessed gay guy who is my biggest fan ever!

"Impressive, but creepy...Well you know me. What is your name?" I said looking into his puffy, red, swollen eyes kindly.

?'S Point of View

"My name is Jakotsu Namonaru and I absotively, posilutely love you with all my heart and all the love in the world!" I said ecstatically.

Kagome's Point of View

"Wow I feel so loved! Well hello there Jakotsu, is there anyway I could help you with your problem?" I said remembering why I was kneeling down in the first place.

Jakotsu's Point of View

"Problem? Oh that... I think you can, I mean if you want to that is..." I said losing confidence in myself.

Kagome's Point of View

"I'd love to help such a great fan, like you. Now what's up?" I said patiently and kindly.

Jakotsu's Point of View

Oh my God! She's going to hire me. Oh yeah I should probably ask her first.

"Well the thing is I got fired from my job and my boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me and took my house along with all of my "friends" with him." I said sadly.

Kagome's Point of View

"So let me get this straight. Your disrespectful, unloving, selfish ex dumped you, took your house, took your supposed "friends", and you are no longer employed?

"Yep that sounds right." He said nodding his head.

"You are gay aren't you Jakotsu?" I asked trying to make sure he wasn't a stalking pervert who preys on innocent women who are trying to pee or take a load off if you catch my drift.

"Honey believe me. I am as gay as gay can get!" He said proudly.

"Wonderful! So Jakotsu would you like a job with me?" I asked slowly bracing myself for the impact that I knew was coming.

"AHHH! Oh my God! Yes! I love you! Thank you so much!" he said flinging himself into my waiting arms softly.

"Glad I could help you Jakotsu…But I kind of have someone waiting for me, so would you mind joining me for dinner?" I asked remembering that Sesshomaru was waiting for me

I know what he's thinking. Longest piss or dump ever! I thought to myself slightly amused.

"Oh my god sweetie are you kidding me? I am so starved! Let's go! But before we do what is his name?" he said wriggling his eyebrows suggestively.

I rolled my eyes playfully and laughed lightly. "His name is Sesshomaru Taisho." I said looking at the spot where Jakotsu had been.

Uh-Oh I guess he knows him too. I better wash my hands and get out there before he ends up forcing himself onto Sesshomaru. Ha-ha that was actually funny! I thought laughing slightly as a picture formed in my head. I stopped my train of thought, washed my hands, and walked out of the bathroom still laughing slightly.

I returned to my table to see a very disturbed, disgusted, and scared-looking Sesshomaru followed by a very happy, delighted, and aroused-looking Jakotsu.

"Hey I'm sorry, it took me such a long to time to return." I said apologetically. I laughed inwardly at the look on his face and sat in my seat.

"It's quite alright. But I have to ask who is this?" He said looking at Jakotsu briefly.

"Oh well that is my new employee. I hope you don't mind him joining us." I said flashing him a small but flirty smile.

"No I do not mind him joining us at all, but could you please get him to stop staring at me and drooling?" He said sounding slightly annoyed.

"Sure, no problem." I said pulling Jakotsu's chair all the way over to my side of the table.

The rest of dinner proceeded without any further accidents and ended when Sesshomaru walked me to my front door.

I looked at him, gave him a light peck on the cheek and went inside before he could even say goodnight.

Ok u guys can update now!! Please forgive me for being out of commission for so long guys.. I had some crazy shit goin on but now everything is cool...