"Sasuke and Sakura! Your new mission is to protect and escort this baby." Sasuke is back. Sakura hates his guts. She wants nothing to do with him and …wait… Say that again. They're gonna be 'parents'?!?!

Chapter 1: Sasuke's Story

When I was young, My family and clan was murdered before me by my own brother. I vowed on my final breath that I would kill him for what he did to me. I know, I know. 'Your whole clan was murdered but…why are you still alive?' 'Why' you ask? Because my brother is a…what? There's kids reading this? Damn. Okay…anyway. My name is Sasuke Uchiha and this is my story.

It all started when I was put to a 3-man team.

Naruto Uzumaki, AKA: The Hyperactive ,Knuckleheaded Ninja. Swears he's gonna be the next Hokage. I don't believe him though. Obsessed with ramen and Sakura. Doesn't think before he acts at all. At all!

Sakura Haruno.Don't get me started. Swoons over me like I'm some god. Who doesn't? She has this pink hair that annoys the hell out of you. Its like, where ever you turn, you see pink. Pink. Pink. Pink Seriously. I've never even seen her parents! Where does it come from?

Sasuke Uchiha. Hn.

Kakashi Hatake. Okay! This guy is definitely different. He tells us to come to training early but he's always about 30 minutes late. There's this book he carries with him all the time. Its called Icha Icha Paradise. Absolutely porn.

Well there you have it. Team 7. We're all one big, unhappy family in need of counseling. Or at least…that's what they thought.

Usually, Sakura and I were the first to meet at Team 7's meeting spot. Of course Sakura is talking away and of course I'm not giving a shit. This is a daily routine. Sakura arrives after me. She asks me out, I say no, she sulks. Naruto shows up and gets mad at me for making Sakura sad. I call him 'dobe' .He gets an attitude, and says he's gonna kick my ass. I smirk. Kakashi shows up and we start our day.

I actually think I was starting to like my stupid team. They were goofy ,fun and extremely amusing. Although I sure as hell wasn't gonna show it. Naruto was getting stronger than me. That couldn't happen. If I couldn't defeat dobe, I couldn't kill Itachi, so while I was at the hospital getting treated, I called him out. He did this new move I'm sure he learned from the Legendary Sannin. I used my Chidori. Sakura was running towards us and I knew we couldn't stop. She would die.

Praise Kami that Kakashi showed up and threw us towards water tanks. When we pulled out our hands, water came out. Mine had a huge hole with water coming out with force. I looked at Naruto and noticed he had a tiny hole with a stream of water coming out. Hmph. Dead last. I hopped off the roof and looked at Naruto's tank again. Only the tank had the hole back blown out. Then that proved it. Naruto Uzumaki, The attention-seeking trouble maker was stronger than me. I knew I had to train, but these losers were to much below my level. And I knew I couldn't ask Naruto cause he would tease me for it for the rest of my life. My pride told me to stay but my instincts told me to leave.

Everything changed when I met Orochimaru. He was this gay ass freak with immense power. I met him in the Forest of Death during the Chuunin exams. I knew from experience that that man was extremely powerful. Sakura had gotten beaten. Bad. I was knocked out. Naruto kicked a little ass but Orochimaru did a seal or something on him and he was knocked out. Naruto turned real serious before he knocked me out. He called me a scaredy-cat because I was terrified of snake-man. Trust me, you would have been too. He offered me to train under his wing as his apprentice. I couldn't turn up the chance to kill my brother. Plus I could become strong so I did the only thing I could do. I left.

I thought I would be able to just leave without any problems but I saw Sakura waiting for me. I knew this would be harder for her than Naruto because she liked me. I thought she would forget about me and would just fall for another guy. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case. Sakura didn't just like me. She loved me.

I couldn't have her foiling my plans so I tried to hate her by calling Sakura the one label she hated being called the most. Annoying.

She just smiled and said that I was always pushing people away. I wasnt doing that…was I? I don't really care. She kept going on about how much help the team could be if we worked together. Bullshit. I could only do it by myself. Its my life not theirs. I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen. She threatened to scream and that most definitely couldn't happen. I appeared behind her and said 'Sakura…Thank-you for everything.', and knocked her out.

It turns out, Konoha wasn't too happy about this. Shikamaru Nara, Chouji Akimichi, Neji Hyuuga,Kiba Inuzuka and Naruto himself came after me.

Naruto and I fought and it was a hell of a fight. Naruto had the Nine Tailed Fox in him. Can you believe it! That explains how he got all that power when fighting Gaara. He got in his 2-tailed form and I got in Cursed Seal form 2. We did the Chidori and Rasengan and this time, there was no one to stop us. We stood there looking at each other knowing that this was the last time we would see each other for a long time. He scratched my hitae-ate with his kunai. Marking that I was a missing nin and that we were equals. There was a massive explosion in which Naruto was knocked unconscious and me seriously injured. I left the village leaving the Half-dead Naruto to soak in the new coming rain. Even the heavens cried.

I spent my days training with ninja Orochimaru thought was suitable for me to face. WRONG! I kicked ass. The Sound 4 were the only ones who maybe stood a chance…and Naruto. Naruto, Sakura, this guy name Sai and Kakashi's replacement Yamamoto came after me. Again.

Naruto was taller than Sakura but an inch shorter than me. Sakura was taller. She kept her pink hair short although I preferred it long. When they saw me, they were pissed. We started fighting. Naruto was stronger, but he still didn't think before he acted. Sakura was the one that changed the most. She had this… massive strength that sent shivers up my spine. I got bored so Orochimaru, Kabuto, his gay assistant, and me disappeared.

16 years old now and for my birthday present, I get a 'strong' opponent. Killed him. I then knew that I have surpassed Orochimaru and that he was no use to me anymore. So…I killed him.

Using Orochimaru haters, I formed a new team. Team Hebi.

Karin. A seriously bitchy fan-girl. She was pretty strong but more annoying than Sakura.

Seigetsu. Idiot of the team. Carries one of the strong swords like Kisame does.

Juugo. Crazed killer. Can't control the side-effects of the curse mark.

Sasuke Uchiha: Hn.

We were on the road again until we ran into someone we least expected. Itachi Uchiha. Team Hebi, excluding me, ran away.

I fought Itachi and called him words that the writer wont let me say cause kids are reading this. In the end, I won but I was seriously wounded. I thought I was going to die, but I didn't care. I killed Itachi. I passed out and next thing you know, I'm in a hospital. Damn. I was back in Konoha. I sat up and saw Naruto sitting in a chair asleep. I thought this was my chance to get the hell out of there. I attempted to jump out the window but I found myself surrounded by clones. Naruto clones.

He knocked me back out and put me back in the bed. It wasn't my fault. I was still sore so he couldn't defend my self…yeah.

My mind was really thinking about Sakura. She hadn't come see me. The only time she came was to heal me, which I was a little impressed. She didn't throw her arms around me and start crying while expressing her love. Nope. She ignored me just like I did to her years ago. And it bothered me. What if she was married to someone or…dating Lee? Naruto didn't leave me alone. He was chit chattin away like nothing even happened.

Tsunade wasn't to keen having me around for hurting Sakura but what could she do? The one thing that scared me pout of my skin was one thing. Sakura called me 'Uchiha'. No Sasuke-kun? Maybe I could be a tad bit nicer to her. I'm not jealous just…want her to…. Any way, Tsunade started giving me missions after my 2 month probation. She made sure I wasn't planning an ambush or something. My missions were lame. I knew how Naruto felt when we got those baby missions when we were kids. The missions were C and B ranked. This is Sasuke we're talking about. I deserve better missions than this right? Then my wish came true…or at least maybe.

When I got my first mission from her. I knew this was some kind of punishment. Sakura and I were going to take care of a baby.