A/N: I'm sad to say this will be the last installment of this series. I really enjoyed writing it.

Okay, so... It's 1:30 in the morning and I can't get to sleep because I'm still not over my caffeine high. So I decided to write a chapter. Probably not the smartest decision in the world, but who cares? So, any grammar mistakes/plot-holes will be blamed on my incoherency and flames shall be welcomed, then promptly laughed at. They're a great source of amusement, you should try it sometime.

And I had a really weird conversation about an hour ago with the guy who I thought his sole purpose in life was to torment me. But, apparently, since he adopted me last year, he also looked out for me when I wasn't looking or something. And then threatened to send me porn if he felt like it. Not fun.

Disclaimer: Let's see... George Lucas owns everything cool. My dad owns my laptop, for he bought it. And Marching Band owns Kayla, Rachael, and my lives. So, really, there's nothing to sue us for.

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(Ray)

We ran and ran and ran after the Mary-Sue. It seemed as though she was given superpowers or something. "Uh, Hailey," I gasped as we ran. "What exactly is your Sue capable of?"

Hailey mumbled something and ran faster.

So much for answers.

Randomly, the Sue skidded to a halt, staring at a figure. She took off after the figure and tackled it to the ground. "Lyke, Oh my Gawd, Ani! I, lyke, love you so much!"

Something flared within the bottom of my stomach. "Get away from him, Sue!" I said, and tackled the Sue as she was trying to get Anakin's shirt off.

Hailey threw a lightsaber at me. "Kill her like you would a vampire," she said. I chopped off her head before she could maim my dear – wait! Did I just say that?!

I paused for a moment, and Kayla came to finish off the Sue. Obi-Wan looked immensely relieved and Hailey was just twitching. Kayla was waving her lightsaber around, looking at it fondly.

Anakin just sat there in shock.

"Areyouokay?" I asked him in a rush.

I raised an eyebrow at me, but nodded. I breathed a sigh of relief.

I latched onto his sleeve and refused to let go.

(Hailey)

"Ray and Ani sitting in a tree-" Kayla glared at me.

I shut up.

Digging in my backpack, I pulled out a highlighter and colored on Obi-Wan's arm. "Ha! Now you have jaundice!"

He rolled his eyes at me. "That disease has had a cure for over three hundred years. I think I'll live."

I promptly made a O.o face at him.

-

We decided to head back to the Sith place, and look for Sidious. Hey! Did you know insidious means sly or cunning? I learned that it literature class. Yay! Now everyone can leave here with a scrap of a brain, which the evil hobbits have sucked from your brain!

(Evil laughter sounds)

(Kayla)

Ray drags Anakin along with us and I quiz him about his Sithly ways, in which he reveals nothing, though he will in time. Insert evil laughter!

We end up back where we started and somehow find Sidious.

"I want to be your apprentice!" I nearly shouted, deafening everyone around me. And that was only nearly shouting.

Sidious' eye twitched. "Come, apprentice. Show my other candidates what makes you a better apprentice for me."

I went forward and began to spar with an evil-looking dude. I easily knocked him down, but didn't kill him. "Use your emotions," Sidious instructed the room in general.

I was annoyed, how could he say I was doing something wrong? I was perfect. The next person who challenged me stepped forwards into the light.
"Hannah?" I asked confused. She was from our school, and was rather popular and full of herself.

"I'll show you who's the better apprentice," she snarled, then lunged for me. I dodged and quickly brought her down, hitting her multiple times. Luckily, the lightsaber was set on low.

But I singed her black robes! Go me! "I look waaaaaay better in black," I announced, laughing at her expression.

"I'm going home," she announced, then apparated away.

"Did she just apparate?" Hailey asked.

I sighed. "Yes, Hailey, try and stay with us here." I flipped my much more shimmery hair.

Hailey blinked. And then blinked again.

"Ooooookay..."

I rolled my eyes.

She raised an eyebrow.

Some wannabe apprentice came flying at me from behind and I cut him down before he reached me, without even turning. Instead, I inspected my nails. I'd have to reapply the polish, it looked a little thin on the edges.

"I was right," Hailey whispered.

"About what?" Obi-Wan asked.

"She's turning into a MARY-SUE!!"

"I AM NOT," I yelled, my eyes going all red. Hailey grabbed a conveniently placed mirror and showed my my face. All of my freckles were gone, my hair was longer and blonder, if possible. I actually had makeup on, and to top it off, My eyes were glowing beet red. "Oh my gosh!" I cried. "I don't wanna be a Sue!!"

"OBI-WAN!!" Hailey shouted. He jumped about a foot into the air. "GET CHEESE!!" Hailey turned to Ray. "Go with him and make sure he gets the right stuff!" Ray nodded frantically and ran after Obi-Wan.

"You," Hailey said, pointing the finger of doom at Sidious. "Get a stretcher and some force cuffs.

Pissed about being told what to do, Sidious barked at one of the other apprentice-hopefuls, "Billy-Bob! Get the stuff, bring it back, and then go meditate until I'm dead!!"

"Which is NOW!!"

(Ray POV)

I raced outside after Obi-Wan. We headed to the nearest equivalent of a grocery store. Rushing to the Dairy section, I grabbed ten packs of string cheese and a can of instant cheese.

Obi-Wan paid and we rushed back, only to find my love in a deadly battle with Sidious. "I knew Ani was good all along!" I cheered as I dumbed the cheese into Hailey's arms.

"What did you get instant cheese for?" Hailey asked.

"To eat," Hailey shrugged and squirted some in her mouth, then took advantage of the distraction to ensnare Kayla in the stretcher thing.

Sidious was too much for Ani. "I was a double agent, working for the Jedi the entire time. Only Yoda knew of my mission." Sweat poured off of his face, and Obi-Wan drew off his cloak to join the battle.

"I love you, don't die!!" I shouted to him.

(Hailey POV)

"YOU ARE NOT A MARY SUE, YOU ARE NOT A MARY SUE, YOU ARE NOT A MARY SUE, YOU ARE NOT A MARY SUE, YOU ARE NOT A MARY SUE, YOU ARE NOT A MARY SUE," I fed her string after string of cheese. I hoped to whatever Gods there were in this universe that it would help.

(Kayla POV)

I AM NOT A MARY SUE, I AM NOT A MARY SUE, I AM NOT A MARY SUE, I AM NOT A MARY SUE," I chanted. I could feel the perfection leave my body, but it was never me to being with. "I'M NOT A MARY SUUUUUUEEEEEE!!" I shouted happily. Yay!

Sidious was fighting the two Jedi. The other people in the room mysteriously vanished, leaving the six of us alone.

Sidious slipped past Anakin's defenses, stabbing him in the left lung. He gasped and fell to the floor. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (insert breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," Ray screamed, running over to him.

At this moment of distraction, Sidious lunges for Obi-Wan. Hailey decided to go all fangirl on Obi-Wan and jump in front of him, catching Sidious' lightsaber with her shoulder. Obi-Wan lunged at him, cutting down the Sith Lord. I was saddened.

(Hailey POV)

I woke up in the healers.

Much passed in a blur – council calls, the whole lot.

In the end, everything returned to normal. Qui-Gon was his usual self, Jedi Masters were all serious again. Well... except for ONE.

When I told him this, Obi-Wan began to beat his head against the nearby wall. "Why me," he asked.

"Don't worry, I still love you," I chirped. He groaned and hit his head again.

Other than Obi-Wan, there was still one slight problem.

"Ray?" I asked tentatively. She immediately began sobbing again, black eyeliner running down her face. She scribbled more free verse poetry into her notebook while listening to screamo.

I blinked and hurried away.

-

I saw Ray again at dinner, and she was her usual, happy self. "Are you gonna be emo anymore, Ray?"

She looked up at me. "Nah, it was pretty boring."

(3rd Person POV)

Hailey, Kayla, and Ray were standing in front of the council, their arms wrapped around each other.

It was time to go home.

At that moment, Obi-Wan put a hand on Hailey's shoulder, thanking them all for what they did.

At that moment, the force decided it was time for them to go home.

The white stars appeared like normal and Hailey, Ray, and Kayla found themselves home.

"What the force just happened," Obi-Wan asked.

Uh-oh.

-fin-

Well, that's the end. I left it open for a potential sequel. If I get ten reviews saying write one, then I will. It's not a plot to gain more reviews, I promise. I just want to be sure that enough people want the sequel to make it worth writing.

I love all my reviewers, thank you so much for your support!