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I'd like to tell you all. . .

That if you see a grammar error. Tell me. They make me laugh. They really do. Sure I feel like an idiot, but my mistakes crack me up. XD

So anyway, on with the story!

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Hunch & Lunch

Will Be Presented Through The Eyes Of A Blue Eyed Blonde

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I feel super lucky! I've got lunch fourth period! YIPPEE! The hallways were emptying and we were rounding the lunchroom. I could feel my stomach growl and catch the attention of Kiba and Shikamaru. They stared at me like I was on crack. Akumaru poked out of Kiba's sweater and 'woof'd.' I couldn't help, but blush. "W-what?"

"Could you tell your tummy to please quiet down?" Kiba poked my stomach as he said so. I clapped his hand away. He smirked. "We're almost to the food. Calm down." I'm going to hurt him. I can't help it if my stomach is a bottomless pity, bent on devouring everything in plain sight! Akumaru looked very tasty at the moment. . .

Just kidding! (Was he. . .?)

We headed into the crowded room. Shikamaru showed me where they'd be sitting and I nodded knowingly as he and Kiba sat. Then quickly scampered off to the lunch line. I was behind a boy with a bowl shaped hair cut. He looked like. . .Gai-Sensei. Spooky. I could hear him talking about some kind of club. I leaned in to hear more when someone grabbed my shoulder causing me to jump. I turned around and saw. . .

Shino. "H-hey!" I'm not being mean or anything, but this guy gives me the creeps. I couldn't tell if he was staring at me. The spiky haired fellow worn black tinted glasses. He must has FBI agents in the family or something.

He nodded a hello then put his hands in his sweater pockets. "Kiba asked me to tell you that your boyfriend's been staring at you." WHAT?!

"WHAT BOYFI-" He covered my mouth.

"Too…loud.." He removed his hand. I took a breath. I was going to kill Kiba.

"What boyfriend!" I tried saying again, this time with success. Shino pointed to the left. My eyes followed his fingers and collided with dark, black ones. Sasuke? What was he looking at? He had a stare that was crawling into my eyes. It was annoying. I gave him a glare. What the heck was he looking at me like that for?! And how on earth was he MY BOYFRIEND?! That's it. Kiba's as good as dead to me.

He smirked! I want to punch him in the face every time he flashes me that cocky smile! That smile. . . I hate it. . . I looked back at Shino who had been silent during this whole stare down. "I'm not hungry anymore..." I got out of line and ran out of the lunchroom. I could hear Kiba yelling for me. But I continued to run.

I didn't know where I was going. I didn't know where in the school I was. When I realized this, I stopped. None of the hallways looked right. And my stomach growled. I had lied. I could eat a horse. I just didn't want to be around Sasuke. My chest hurts. Not a sick hurt, but I hurt I've never felt before. It was weird.

But that doesn't matter.

I'm lost.

I'm hungry.

And I think I'm in the upperclassmen's building.

Perfect.

I'm like a sitting duck. Think of all the insults I'll be hit with if some older jerk finds me. Like I really need it. Not that I can't take care of myself mind you. I would knock them down a few pegs. I just don't feel up to it.

I begin to walk around aimlessly. There aren't any hall monitors when you need them. I kicked the floor in frustration. This is the suckiest first day ever! First I make an enemy with the first hot-er- semi-attractive guy I see. Then he eye humps me. Oh yeah, I could feel him doing it! Then he draws on my forehead! Then he races me and complains about how I let him win! I couldn't help it if I tripped myself and didn't feel well enough to continue even if it didn't really hurt. . . Then he stares at me like I'm a freak show! I. Want. To. Kill. Sasuke.

I rounded the corner when I came face-to-face with a light purple eyed upperclassmen. He towered over me by a few inches. I stepped back a few to get a better look at him. He was built well, that was for sure. He had long dark brown hair, tied in the back down. He had a stern look to his face.

"Why aren't you in class?" He gave me quick greeting. Nice guy, huh?

"I…uh..got lost?" I didn't mean for it to sound like a question. I was just a little intimidated, okay!? This guy I've never met is questioning me like I broke the law.

"Nice try. Now tell me the truth." He gave me a slight glare. Alright, now I'm mad.

I returned the glare. No more mister shy kid. "I was telling you the truth!" He gave me an 'yeah-okay' look. Why did this school have such jerky people?! "I'm new here, okay!" That's when his look softened. Ha. I win. I am the mighty Naruto Uzumaki! Bow down!

"Oh… So that's who you are. Your that blonde loud kid." My eyebrow twitched. This guy was really racking my last nerve. "I'm the student council president for the Seniors." (Sakura is the president for freshmen.) He gave a light smile. I almost mentally forgave him since. . .smiling kinda suited him. "I'm Hyuuga Neji."

"I'm-"

"Uzumaki Naruto. I know."

Can't I get a word in!? It's my name. "Anyway. . .Can you show me to the freshmen lunchroom?" I asked looking at the floor. I hate asking for help. It makes me feel useless.

He nodded, "This way." He turned to the right and started walking. I assumed I was supposed to follow, so I did. Trailing behind like a little lost puppy. Turns out, it wasn't that much of a walk. And Neji gave me a detailed play-by-play of the school's map. And which routes I should take to get to my classes on time.

I'm not stupid. But I'm not the smartest person.

Yet he made the routes easy.

Alright. I think I can like him. One you get passed the jerker wall, the results can make you fell good. Maybe Sasuke just had a wall like Neji. I punch a hole through Sasuke's. Just watch.

"Thanks Neji-san." He dropped me off at the lunchroom after he finished explaining the map, that he even let me keep! He gave me a little wave goodbye and I walked into the still crowded room. If I was lucky, I could still get something to eat! I walk towards the empty lunch line.

Then the worst possible thing happened.

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The period bell rang. Lunch's over! Nooooooo!