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"Yo, brat." greeted Kirihara's FAVOURITE senpai.
"Good morning, senpai!"
"Why are you so happy?"
Kirihara just shrugged. "Nothing…"
"Did you drink your milk this morning?" asked the Trickster.
Kirihara frowned. "I don't like milk."
"You have to drink milk; it's good for your health."
"But, senpai-!"
"Akaya, you know that we are concern for your growth and wellbeing." said Niou, 'acting' like GOOD senpai. (A/N: Yay, Niou DOES care for Akaya.XD)
He smiled at his senpai. "Really?"
"Yes."
Kirihara bounced happily. "Yay! Niou-senpai cares for me!"
"So, from now on, drink milk everyday.It helps you grow tall. Look at that Ootori guy from Hyotei. His doubles partner made him drink lots of milk."
"Oh…I see."
"Yes. If you don't want to be smaller than Echizen from Seigaku, drink milk."
Kirihara paused for awhile. "So, you mean that last year's third year students didn't care for Marui-senpai?"
"What makes you think that?"
"Hmm… Because he's not as tall as me that I'm a second year student."
Niou shrugged. "Not really, but he drunk many strawberry milkshake."
"He did?"
"Yes. That's why he has pink hair."
"Ah…So, Yagyuu-senpai drunk grape juice?"
Niou nodded."Yes, that's why he has violet hair."
"Oh…And that Akutagawa from Hyotei?"
"He drunk orange juices."
"Wow! I never thought that if you drink colored juices it will change your hair color!"
Niou smirked at the (poor) guy. "You learned a new thing from you 'great' senpai."
"I know what to drink! I will drink lots of water so my hair will be transparent!"
"Ok…If you said so…"
"So, it means that Jackal-senpai drunk lots of water?"
"No…He is bald."
"Ah, ok."
'Poor Kirihara. Why can't he understand that Niou is telling him lies.'thought Yukimura. Why he didn't intervene? Maybe because he's afraid that Niou may tell Kirihara that he drunk blueberry juice or Aozu from that Inui of Seigaku? But he can't be afraid of a Trickster because he's one of Rikkai's demons, right?
---The End---
Hope you like it!
-Kimi