Rina's note: Hello! Like I said in the summary, I'm Indonesian, and I'm not very good in English. So please forgive me if I made mistakes, and help me to fix it through reviews.Here goes...

She Is He

"As we know, since Orochimaru gone, we got one empty space. Due to that emptiness, we're gonna recruit one new member. And I want Itachi and Kisame to do this task." Pein inform to all the Akatsuki members.

"Why must me?" Itachi ask with a lazy face, Pein give him a killer look "Because you're the one who make Oro leave! He's mad because you steal his glitter nail polish, remember!"

Itachi yawned "I'm just borrow it, he's just too sti—" Itachi's word stopped when a kunai land right before him "EEEP! PSYCHO LEADER!" Itachi shocked.

"I give you 24 hours started from now. And as some additional info, here's the photo of that new member."Pein showed the photo to Kisame, 'the shark man' nodded, 'the weasel' still fainted.

--Iwagakure--

After a not-so-long search, the target is found. Kisame is struggling because the target is long-range fighter. Itachi step towards the target, he activate his Mangekyou Sharingan, and success. The target fainted and fall from the weird big bird that suddenly explode, Itachi quickly catch it. Itachi gasped when he saw that his target was a 'girl', his face turned red, Itachi hurriedly snapped himself out. And he carried the new member back to their –well let's just say- secret base.

--Akatsuki's Secret Base--

"How's it going?" Pein welcomed the two with a cheery voice, Kisame pointed his index and middle finger, grinned. While Itachi hand over the new member to Konan.

--Meeting Chamber--

"Now, here's our new member. Deidara, come introduce yourself." Deidara, the new member, stepped forward.

"I'm Deidara, call me Dei, un."

"Dei-un? That's a weird nickname for Deidara." Pein giggled.

"Mmm, no! I mean.. just Dei, okay? un"

"Well Deidei, from now on you're partnered up with Sasori as a replacement for Orochimaru. And both of you will sharing a room too." The blonde nodded. "Sasori, it's your task to tell Dei about everything that she need to know" (Deidara didn't notice/too dumb to notice that Pein called him 'she').

Sasori nodded (he's always out of Hiruko in my stories) "Follow me, Dei!" he told the new member "un!"

While both of them walking, Deidara keep asking Sasori about everything. Sasori sighed "She wasn't as ugly as that snake guy, but she's such a big mouth." (Sasori thought Deidara was a girl) Sasori said to himself.

Finally, the only thing that Sasori said is "Why are you always says un at the end of your sentences?"

Deidara tilted his head "I did?" giving an innocent smile.

"Sigh, forget it. Here's our room, but I don't like noise! So keep quiet okay!" both of them arrive in front of their room. "Hai, Sasori-danna! un!"

"Danna? What's that for?" Deidara smiled once again, showing off his perfectly even teeth.

--Itachi and Kisame's Room--

Itachi lying on his bed, thinking about Deidara "Sigh, why did I keep thinking about her? Her beautiful long blond hair.. her shiny silver eye.." Itachi smiled.

"OMFG! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!" Itachi slapped himself. Kisame sweat dropped...

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Deidara entered his room, his silver eye gazed around, it was dark with only a dim light coming from a small window, and the only furniture in the room was a small table placed between the two plain white beds. He sighed.

"Is something the matter?" Sasori asked his new partner.

"Mmm.. nothing. un" Deidara shook his head.

Sasori blinked, "Well then, I'm gonna back to my work. Feel free to look around, I'm in my work room, it's next door." The blonde nodded, Sasori walked out and close the door.

"..." Deidara sat on the edge of his bed, legs dangling. He opened the drawer of the small table, there's nothing but an old book. He took the book and read it, he sweat dropped before he put the book back to the drawer.

"Confusing, un. It's like about poison making or something.". He's rolling on his bed boredly before he decided to see his cute partner. Honestly, Deidara think his partner was a cute boy, with cute scarlet hair and cute hazel eye, he looks like he's only 14, even though he acts like an adult.

KNOCK KNOCK! "Who's that?" Sasori's voice heard from inside "It's me, Dei. un." "Come in." The blonde opened the door slowly, and walked towards the redhead.

Deidara hovered above many vials of purple and black liquid on Sasori's workbench, his silver eye wide with amazement. "Wow, Danna! What is this stuff? un." "NO! DON'T TOUCH IT!" Sasori jumped towards the blonde, who almost touch the poison vial, Deidara startled and jumped back from the workbench, Sasori crashed to the floor...

"Oouuch..." Sasori rubbed his temple. "I-I'm so sorry, Danna. un." the blonde said with a sad expression, Sasori nodded "Never mind... I'm... fine...".

--Meanwhile, in the living room--

"Hey, Kisame!" Itachi called his partner "What?" Kisame didn't move his head, he's watching TV, it's 'Discovery Channel: Female Sharks'.

"What do you think about the new member? Isn't she cute?"

"You mean Deidara-san?"

"Who else!"

Kisame silence for a moment, and then he answered "Naaah, I think not." head still facing the TV.

"Not? What do you mean?"

"She even doesn't have gills. What a plain woman." Itachi sweat dropped...

Tobi entered the living room, carrying laundry. "Hey, Tobi! Come here a minute."

Tobi stopped "What's wrong Itachi-senpai? You want Tobi to do your laundry too?"

"No, just come here." Tobi step toward his black haired senpai, and then he sat beside him.

"Mmm, Tobi. What do you think about the new member?"

"Oh, you mean Dei-chan? Tobi thinks she's very pretty!" Tobi answered with a cheery voice.

"Really?" Itachi blushed, Tobi grinned.

"Ah hah! Itachi-senpai likes her! Is Tobi right?" Tobi grinned while pointing his index finger to Itachi's face.

"Hey! It's n-not true!" Itachi's face turned redder than the clouds on his cloak.

"Itachi love Dei-chan.. Itachi love Dei-chan.." Tobi singing happily.

"Stop it, Tobi!" Itachi's word ignored.

"Itachi love Dei-chan.. Itachi love Dei-chan.."

Itachi sighed "Tobi, do my laundry... FOR A MONTH!"

Tobi stopped "WTF!"

Hidan suddenly appear "HEY! That's MY word!"

"Ooops.. Tobi is a good boy..".

Rina's note: Well, that's the first chapter. I hope it's funny enough to make you laugh. XP Hehee.. I will make the second chapter if I get nice amount of reviews. So, review if you like this story or just want to fix my messy English. But no flames please! I would be scared.. Lots of thanks for you all..