Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I have no idea how this stupidity came to be. But I do know that I'm gonna be using Rayquaza in my Smash fanfics from now on!

Today in the boring Mushroom Kingdom, Mario has invited his good friend, Princess Daisy, former ruler of Sarasaland, with the two being at Mario's house just outside the capital. He and Daisy were... doing something plain. They were eating cherry pie, which Daisy cooked.

And Mario knew very well that Daisy couldn't make any good food for her life.

"Err... yum-a?" Mario complimented awkwardly, grinning nervously as he bit into the pie. "Eh... it's delicious...?" He lied, gulping down.

Daisy glared at Mario as she puffed up her face cheeks. "Just what are you trying to say-"

BAM! Mario punched Daisy in the face, and he ran off to the bathroom, puking in the toilet. He came back out, to see several Koopa police officers surrounding him, all of them pointing their guns at Mario.

"Uhh... whoops?" Mario said nervously, putting his hands up. He was immediately tackled by the Koopa police officers.

"Whoops is for chumps," Said a red-shelled Koopa officer as he handcuffed Mario, grabbing his right arm and stating as they began leaving the house, "You're going to court."

Mario gulped as he was dragged out of his own house. Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha watched as they saw the Koopas leave with the cuffed pesky plumber, the two heavyweights doing some gardening for the Italian man.

"Something tells me that Mario messed up let again," Dry Bowser commented as Petey mumbled in agreement, the two going back to their grass cutting.

Later in some random court within the Toad Town full of annoying Toads they were getting massacred by a raging pack of Chain Chomps, Mario was sitting in the defendant seat, while Rayquaza got into the judge seat and Waluigi being the only unique character in a sea of generic enemies of the jury.

"What the he- you're the judge?" Mario asked in disbelief, giving Rayquaza an odd look.

Rayquaza sighed, playing around with his small mallet. "Yeah, yeah. Let's get on with the case. I got a date with Mrs. Patch." He cleared his throat, and placed on the judge wig, slamming his judge mallet. "Court is now in session!" The clock them chimed loudly, and Rayquaza slammed his judge mallet on the table. "Court is complete. Mario is innocent!"

"Woohoo!" Mario cheered as he teared the orange jail clothes off of him and was wearing nothing but his underwear, flipping the bird at everyone, "So long, suckers!" He bursted through the right wall, and started running back to his house, leaving everyone else baffled while Rayquaza resumed laying around with his little judge mallet.

"I paid five bucks for this?" Waluigi grumbled as he placed his right hand on his face, groaning as he wondered why he didn't do anything better with his time.

THE END...

...OR IS IT...?