Shigure Discovers Myspace

Shigure: Hey, guys! Check it out! I got a profile on Myspace!

Tohru: Ooooooh, lemme see!

Yuki: Not today. Your eyes are still too young for this website...why is your song 'Yummy'?

Kyo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE NOT SURE ABOUT YOUR SEXUALITY?!?!?!

Shigure: Uh, mebbe I should scroll down.

Yuki: Tohru's seen enough...(escorts Tohru out of the room)

Shigure: What do you think?

Kyo: You're a WHORE!

Shigure: Hey, Tila's happy.

Kyo: WHO THE HELL IS TILA?!?!

Shigure: Tila Tequila, Myspace Star! We are currently lovers!

Kyo: O.O

Ayame: Hey, babay! What's happinin', dawg?

Shigure: I have a Myspace!

Ayame: I love those pics of me at my shop!

Kyo: One of these days, I shall strangle you both...

Yuki: I'm back.

Shigure: Check out my videos!

Yuki:O.O

Kyo:You BASTARD! Why'd you put rated X video clips on your profile?! There's a reason why they ban those!

Yuki: You're gonna get kicked off the site for sure...

Hatori: Ayame, your visit's over.

Ayame: But I wanna see Gure's Myspace some more!

Hatori: YOU got a frickin' MYSPACE!?!?!?!

Shigure: Dying impulse.

Hatori: I swear, any more of these impulses...

Shigure: I'm 27 and you're banning me from Myspace? How cruel!

Hatori: Think how cruel you'll be when you get your first friend on there...

So...that's it! I had to make up this idea since I just got one of my own!

URL: see U!

-Shadow