This just came to me while watching family guy XD. Natalie is Harry's twin sister, an OC, and Draco's gf

[Cardboards sign bearing the title of the show is held up in front of the camera

Disembodied voice of Snape: Coming at you live it's Hogwarts Live action news at Five, giving you the news you need, and the gossip you want. Lets head over to the studio to join Anchorwoman Natalie Potter and Anchorman Draco Malfoy for the news.

[Sign is removed to reveal blond male and red haired female sitting at school desks in front of a sheet separating them from the rest of the classroom they are in with Hogwarts Live Action News at 5 painted sloppily on the dirt white sheet.

Natalie: Thank You professor. In recent events, Harry Potter: Night in Shining Armor, or closet exhibitionalist? We are here to give you the answers. Draco what is your take?

Draco: Well Natalie, I can't really say that I want to know.

Natalie: Neither do I, but we have viewers and they want answers! Well folks we have the great hero and his secret lover here to answer. Hello Harry! What can you tell us about these claims?

camera pans over to where harry and a badly concealed Blaise are sitting

Harry: Natalie! You promised you wouldn't tell, you little snitch! I'm gonna hex you into next week!

[Harry gets up and runs at Natalie she yells shit and runs away trying to save the show she says

Natalie: And now to Ron Weasley for sports AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH screams like little girl

[Ron is on the Quidditch field as a team practices

Ron: Thank you. As you know the Gryffindor vs. Slytherin Quidditch match is this coming Friday. I say the chances are good that Gryffindor will pull ahead by at least 50 points if our Anchorwoman doesn't kill him in self defense first. Now I think Gryffindor could go all the way to win the cup this year providing we don't have another incident with he-who-is-a-sissyfied-tweety-bird-and-can't-even-kill-a-pair-of-babies. Now to Hermione Granger with the weather, How does it look Herms?

[Hermione is standing out by the lake with an umbrella, though it is not raining

Hermione: Well Ronald, the day is sunny, as we predicted in our forecast at the beginning of the week, a perfect day for Quidditch or studying outside. However tomorrow promises to be cloudy with a chance of Meatballs…wait…no never mind, I've been reading to many books again. It's cloudy with a chance of wicked witches, and I do mean Umbridge. Hopefully a house will fall on her hey Natalie?

back in the "studio"

Natalie: Cross your fingers and we may just get our miracle. Speaking of the toad bitch, Trevor the toad has gone missing, if you see him please contact us at the studio, his family misses him. We have one more story before we leave you for today.

Draco: Due to recent death eater attacks, we will be accepting donation to establish a safe-house for those who's homes have been destroyed. You can come by the studio at anytime when classes are not in session and we will have someone standing by to take them up, any little bit counts.

Everyone: Goodbye and remember, Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, The Dork Lord Moldyasswipe is back!

Disembodied voice of Snape: Thank You for watching, this has been Hogwarts Live Action News at Five.

[cuts out to a poster for the DA drawn hastily on a napkin

Disembodied Voice of Trelawney: This program has been brought to you by: The Dumbledore's Army, educating you when your teacher won't.

So what do you think? You don't have to review, but it would be appreciated.