Dan's Birthday Fic!! Because I needed to make a birthday contribution, so I decided to do Dan's. But only because it's sooner. XD
Dan was happy on his birthday, because on his birthday he was planning on celebrating it with all his teammates in Yamabuki.
Unfortunately, he had gotten lost. And ended up in Hyoutei.
Where the insane people were.
"LOOK LOOK LOOK!!" Mukahi shouted, dragging Dan to the tennis courts. "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!"
"…A kid?" Shishido asked.
"NO, A HOBO!!!"
"Are you a hobo?" Shishido asked Dan.
"No, I'm not a hobo, desu," Dan said, trembling a little.
"The kid says he's not a hobo, so let go of him."
"Oh. So um, is he a porcupine?"
"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A PORCUPINE TO YOU?!"
"Ah! You're the regulars from Hyoutei, right?" Dan asked.
"…Yeah."
"Eh, really? Can I have your autograph?"
"…"
"Please? I'll take really good care of it, desu."
"…See? Told you he was a hobo," Mukahi said.
"Gakuto, just because he wants our autographs doesn't mean he's a hobo," Oshitari said. "It's just your imagination."
Dan was delighted. He had gotten to meet Hyoutei's superly awesome regulars! "You guys are so cool, desu! Well, not as cool as Akutsu-senpai, but still!"
"Akutsu? You mean that scary guy from Yamabuki?" Shishido asked.
Mukahi gasped. "HEY, YOU'RE THAT TINY KID WHO I THOUGHT WAS ECHIZEN!!" he yelled out, pointing.
"Akutsu-senpai is not scary!" Dan said, looking hurt. "And I'm not tiny; I'm the same height as Echizen Ryoma desu!"
"Ore-sama demands that you all be quiet!" Atobe said. "And who is this…hobo?"
"Atobe, HE ISN'T A FREAKING HOBO, HE'S A KID FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Shishido said.
"YOU SEE, I TOLD YOU HE WAS A HOBO!! AND THE WAY HE TALKS SOUNDS RETARDED!!!"
"HE'S NOT A FRICKING RETARD, RETARD!!"
"Atobe-san, can I get you autograph?" Dan asked. "I'll take really good care of it!!"
"…"
"I think Atobe's like, shocked shitless right now," Shishido commented.
"Ore-sama is not!"
"Wah!! He's so cool!!" Dan exclaimed. "I want to be just like you!!"
Mukahi looked confused. "Who, Atobe?"
Dan nodded.
"WHY?!"
"He's so cool desu!!"
"Like hell he is. He still sleeps with his Barney plushie."
"Wow, you sleep with a plushie? That's so brave of you desu!!"
"…"
"He's a man to admit that he sleeps with such a thing, desu!" Dan explained.
"Uh…okay," Shishido said.
"ORE-SAMA DOES NOT SLEEP WITH A BARNEY PLUSHIE!!"
"Yes you do," Mukahi countered. "I saw you one time."
"Ah? Were you stalking Ore-sama?"
"Wah!! Mukahi-san has the courage to stalk people too?" Dan exclaimed.
"Wait, what do you mean 'too'?" Shishido asked.
"I stalk people desu!"
"…"
Mukahi was totally ignoring Dan. "I was not stalking you, Yuushi was!"
"Atobe, before you say anything, Gakuto forced me to," Oshitari said.
"Yuushi!! You're mean!!"
"Gakuto, I'm just telling the truth."
"But…but…" Mukahi pouted.
Dan gasped. "He's so cute, desu!!"
Shishido snorted. "Him? Cute? I don't think so."
"You don't? But look at him!"
"I don't need to. I can tell just by his voice that he's annoying and stupid."
"Hey!" Mukahi cried out. "I am not stupid!"
"Yes you are,"
"AM NOT!!"
"ARE TOO!!"
"Wah, their voices are so loud desu!"
"…"
"One question. Why aren't we kicking him out for trespassing?" Shishido asked.
"Cause he's a hobo…" Mukahi answered.
"HE IS NOT!!"
"IS TOO!!"
"IS NOT!!"
"Wow!!!" Dan's eyes were sparkling. "They can argue just like four year olds desu!!"
"…And why are you saying wow to that?" Oshitari inquired.
"It's so hard to argue like a four year old, desu!"
"No, not really."
"That kid…is a MONSTER!!" Mukahi said, panting.
"That I agree with…he doesn't seem fazed out by anything," Shishido replied.
"Everyone in Hyoutei is so cool desu!!" Dan exclaimed.
"He's scarier than Akutsu…"
And thus Dan had an enjoyable time in Hyoutei.
…Totally random and sucked, I know. But yeah…xD