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(This starts at about the end of episode 100 of red vs blue where Both the reds and blues watched as the ship that was leaving apparently blow up. What they didn't expect was for the explosion to cause a rift in the space-time continuum that would send them to a galaxy far far away.)

Red and Blue vs White

Season One

Episode 1

Donut woke up to the sounds of Sarge arguing with Grif and pointing his shotgun at him while Simmons 2.0 was watching them. "All right Grif. You have 3 chances to give me one good reason not blow your friggin head off." "Cause it wasn't my idea to blow up the ship." "Strike 1." "Cause deep down you really don't want to do that." "Strike 2." Suddenly Donut sat up and said "Cause those guys in the white armor are about to shoot us."

Everyone else turned to see what Donut was talking about. They saw a dozen or so people in white armor pointing weapons. "Grif, you've lucked out." "Really Sarge?" "Yeah cause I'm sure these guys are gonna kill you before I do." Sarge and the others did what they usually did when faced against overwhelming firepower.

They ran away like bitches screaming all sorts of cuss words.

Finally they managed to take cover in a vacant room and shooting back at the enemy.

"Sir I think we're in deep shit."

"Shut up Grif. Simmons, since Donut just woke up appraise him of our situation."

"Simmons, what does Sarge mean by that?"

"He means that I should tell you what's been going on. Well when the ship exploded it blasted all of us to some strange place and of course Sarge blamed Grif and then those white armored guys showed and we ran away and ended up here in this vacant."

"Right and what happened to the blues?"

"How should I know?"

Donut sighed "I miss Caboose."

Sarge looked at the ceiling "I bet the blues aren't having this much shit happened to them."

To be Continued

Preview of next episode

"Hey look Church it's Bigfoot."

"Growl"

"HOLY CRAP!!!"