Hey! Here is my first fanfiction! Enjoy!

METAL GEAR SOLID

When you:

1. Tend to kneel down whenever you answer the phone.

2. Are never found in hide and seek.

3. Kill your dog just to eat him.

4. Always sound like you have a sore throat.

5. Surprise everyone at your surprise party.

6. Threaten your friends with a butter knife until they tell you the answers to the next quiz.

7. Always repeat what a person say's in a dumb manner.

8. Hate liquids.

9. Crawl around in plain day light.

10. Are an excellent shot with your finger gun?

11. Never enter a building without crawling around it a few times.

12. Knock out everyone at your job and hide the bodies

13. Repeatedly raise then drop the unconscious bodies to see if they'll drop anything.

14. Call your friends to see if you can save.

15. Kill your brother and hide the body because he found your half eaten dog.