Allysandra: I needed rest. I was totaly burnt-out. You understand, right? Onto the story!
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(Miroku attempts to feel up Sango)
Miroku: (His hand reaches out nd grabs the firm rear and sighs in content) Such bliss!
(Sango blushes redder than 1000 tomatoes on a warm day and turns to the perverte monk)
Sango: Miroku....(she says through clenched teeth)
Miroku: Please...Sango...it's this hand of mine! (he prepares for a smackdown)
Sango: (pounces on him) I know (she purrs) Take me to the Sacred Tree and show me what else it can do
Inuyasha: NOOOO!!!! Not my tree!!!!
Director: Mom was right, I should have been a priest
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(Tetsuaiga and Tensuaiga)
(Sesshomaru has come on his flying dragon in orer to kill Inuyasha and scare poor Totosai into making him an awesome sword)
Sesshomaru: Did you hear that, little brother? (He dismounts Ah-un and hovers in mid-air) He says he'll make me a sword after I kill you...AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
(His wire snaps and he tumbles through the air. Luckily, the wire wraps around his leg and saves his life)
Sesshomaru: Damn you all! I'll kill you, I swear it!!!
Director: (Remembers all the nasty stuff the cast has done to him and decides to leave him hangin' Literally. Director: 1, Cast: 5,034,000,789,643,000...oh, you get the point)
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(Mistress pulls Kagome down the well)
M.C: Give me the sacred jewel shard (she licks Kagome's cheek....licks her lips...then gobbles Kagome up) Yum!
Director: Oh no! Not again! The role of Kagome is more cursed than...(thinks) than The Beatles drummer job!
Cast: (GASP)
Director: Too soon?
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(In Naraku's "secret, evil" lair)
Naraku: I have it!!
Kagura: Have what? Fleas?
Naraku: NO!!! Idiot. I have an evil plan to rule the world!
Kanna: What is this plan?
Naraku: When the veiwers sit down to enjoy a nice re-run of Inuyasha, they will instead watch an unexpected marathon of the Teletubies!!
Kanna and Kagura: Uh....WHAT???!!!???!!!
Naraku: YES!!! And when the entire world are mindless zombies, I, Naraku the Manificent Purple Spider...er...thing....gotta work on that, will become supreme ruler of the world!!!
Kanna: Weren't there a few politicians who tried that already?
Cast: (GASP)
Kanna: What??
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(Fight scene between Sesshomaru an Inuyasha. A few...er...changes have been ma herde in wardrobe by the new assistant director who was taking over today due to the ususal director's root canal)
Inuyasha: (Reluctantly, and steaming mad...no...PISSED in a lacy Alice in Wonderland costume with white stocking and Mary-Jane shoes)
Sesshomaru: (was forced onto the set wearing a TinkerBell costume complete with wings)
(The rest of the cast in STUNNED and their jaws hit the ground)
Kouga: I find this surprisingly sexy (as he looked Inuyasha up and down)
Inuyasha: SHIT THE FUCK UP YOU FLEA BAG!! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!
Sesshomaru: Who the hell is in charge here?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(IN THE DIRECTOR'S CHAIR)
Inutaisho: (Sips from his coffee cup that reads "World's #1 Dad" and grins evily) That oughta teach those two knuckleheads of mine a lesson! (Laughs the most evil laugh that not even Naraku can muster)
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Allysandra: Please review if you want more. I have just about every episode ;)