I don't own Harry Potter or anything else. Yay.
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I'm back after a period of no updates. Don't kill... don't kill...
Note: Takes Place During Book 1 (If I wrote any other sequels, they probably won't be in order either.).
Don't read this unless you've already read "How the Story Really Goes"
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The Sorting Hat
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"Hello and welcome to another year at Hogwarts. I still stick to my cheese theory--"
"FRENCH TOAST!!!" screamed Trelawney.
"Now it's time for the sorting hat's song... written by ME!!"
The sorting hat sighed.
"Welcome to Hogwarts,
cheeeeeeeeeeese.
Welcome to Hogwarts,
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named eats french toooooast!!!!
Hogwarts is happyful,
And Dumbledore likes cheese,
But Spoiler Alert,
He dies in Book 6!!
No cheese for him!
Wah!!!
And Trelawney will continue her anti cheese ways
Wah!!!
Anyway,
The FedEx truck shall reign
And defeat...
FRENCH TOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAASSSSSS--"
Trelawney smashed the sorting hat. "NO ONE MOCKS FRENCH TOAST!!! SUPER SAIYAN 5--"
"OH NO-- a DBZ Hary potter crossover! Bob the Ant, don't drag your geeky DBZ ways into this story--"
"Sorry. I guess I'll just have to go into the Avatar state--"
"Not that either!"
"Moon Prism Power... Make-U--"
"Definitely not that!" (a/n: If you recognize all of those, you get a cookie!!)
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5 Minutes Later...
"Okay, we fprgot to make food to your feast. Go to your dormitories--"
"Hem, Hem."
"Umbridge! You don't show up until Book 5!!"
"No, it's me!" the Sorting hat Sighed.
"Oh, yeah. You need to be sorted. Okay! "Granger, Hermione!!"
"HUFFLEPUFF!!!"
"Malfoy, Draco!"
"Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh. Silly Nilly bear all stuffed with fluffies!" thought Draco.
"SLYTHERIN!!!"
"Parkinson, Pansy!"
"Did you hear? J-Lo married Jello!" squealed Pansy.
"Kewl! Like, oh my gosh! What Magzine did you read that in?"
"I, like, read it in Celeberty Gossip Lies That You Are Stupid Enough To Beleive!!"
"I love that magazine!"
"SORT HER, ALREADY!!"
"Ravenclaw!!"
"Potter, Harry!"
"Duh... I like food. Yay!! Duh... I'm so cool 'cause I've got a cool scar! DUH..."
"What house do you want to be in?"
"Not, Slytherin, not Slytherin--"
"Why?"
"They eat french toast!! WAH!!"
"Oh, gosh, that is horrible. And I love toying with people. SLYTHERIN!!!"
"Weasley, Ron!"
"Hmm... you don't seem to fit any of the houses."
"Duh... I want to live in an apartment."
"APARTMENT!!!"
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THE END!!
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Wow, I haven't written in a while (obviously)! PHEW!! Please review!!