Disclaimer: I own nothing here, so yeah

AN: I need to find some morals

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Elbow

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When Naruto woke up from his peaceful slumber, a shiver made it's way through his body. In the course of the night, he had managed to kick off his sheets, leaving him clad only in his swirly, green boxers, which in his opinion weren't nearly enough to keep him sufficiently warm.

The next thing he noticed was the light that was pouring directly into his eyes, succeeding in momentarily blinding him. God he needed to get those blinds fixed… or actually get blinds. After making a mental note to make Sasuke visit the hardware store later, he noticed another thing to add to his 'list of hates: mornings edition.'

Someway, somehow, Sasuke had twisted himself into such a position while he slept, that his elbow was poking, no, stabbing, directly into his left side. For a guy who could remain so calm and graceful during the day, his sleeping habits sucked (Sasuke would surely deny this if anyone asked). In fact, Naruto wouldn't be surprised if Sasuke had stolen the sheets from him.

Bastard.

Deciding it was his duty to put the bastard in his place for such an outrageous wrongdoing, he tried to maneuver his body into prime 'accidental' kicking position. Shifting his weight onto his arms, he twisted his torso over, bringing his legs out, and bending his knee. Glancing over at the open mouth and small amount of drool occupying the pillow next to him (he had just washed the pillow cases yesterday!), he noted no movement had been made. It wouldn't do for him to wake up before this act of justice was carried out.

Naruto grinned as he pictured Sasuke's reaction. Perhaps he would scream like the pansy he knew the bastard was, or flail about, getting tangled in the sheets, only to land in an ungraceful heap on the floor. Possibilities were endless, and Naruto could always play "I was dreaming about beating up Sai-fag's face" (If anything Sasuke would be mildly pleased with this) if he was accused about anything. Allowing himself a small huff of amusement, he proceeded into the final stage of his plan.

"Dobe"

Freezing, Naruto's breath hitched. Just hearing the smirk in that low groggy voice meant bad news. Returning his gaze to Sasuke's face, he saw two black eyes, squinting from the smirk on his lips, staring right back at him. Trying to relax his body and blink his eyes a few times, to make it look like he was just waking up, he waited for him to continue.

"That's not my elbow"

It would be a while until Naruto got out of bed that day. And on top of it all, he had forgotten to tell Sasuke to get some blinds or some curtains or something to cover up that god forsaken window, so surely he would wake up yet again tomorrow, blinded and grumpy.

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THE END