Discrimator: I don't own Danny phantom or Full Metal Alchemist


CHAPTER 1

It wasn't as if Amity park was a bad place to live, in deed he found it very friendly and the sign said "Amity park a nice place to live" on a billboard when you enter the city. It was seemingly amazing to someone such as himself to be even taking a crummy job in a town known only for having an apartment ghost problem. Science teacher to a bunch of freshmen in the local high school seemed like a job that someone of his education, and status would hardly ever consider taking. If it wasn't the fact that they were flat broke until he found work elsewhere was a problem he wouldn't be caught dead in a town full of paranoid, superstitious crack pots.

"Brother" His little brother said, "Your going to be late for your first day"

"Oh right" He said looking taking a look at himself in the mirror checking his appearance before leaving for his new job.

Edward Elric was without a doubt short for a man in his early thirties, and looked like a man in his twenties or early teens. He had shoulder length blond hair tied back in a ponytail with bangs that went slightly below his eyes. His rubbed his amber colored eyes for a moment and yawned before grabbing his thermos filled with coffee. He was wearing a simple brown suit, with a white shirt. Even if he was a high school ever since his military days Edward hated suits or any formal wear what so ever.

His younger brother Alphonse walked over, and literally towered over him at an even six feet. He had long blond hair also, but tied back in a braid and his bangs were cut slightly shorter then Edwards. Al wore a short sleeved white shirt, with suspenders holding up his black pants. He handed him a suitcase.

"Here you go brother' Al said and Edward smiled as he took the suitcase.

"Thanks" Ed said and headed for the door, "Wish me luck and if I'm home by tonight it means I failed and the teenagers ate me"

"Very funny brother" Al said. "I'm going to go looking for a job. Then I'll come home and we'll order something to eat"

"Sounds alright to me"Ed said as he left the apartment they had moved into two days prior, it wasn't the most glamorous of all apartments, in fact it was the best they could do with what little they had left.

As he exited the building a young black girl with long curly black held back by a yellow head band walked behind him. She was wearing a yellow shirt, orange skirt and when she looked over at him she smiled and waved.

"Hi Mr.Elric" She said, "so your really gonna be our science teacher huh?"

Ed smiled, the girls name was Valerie Grey she lived just down the hall from them and her father worked at some high tech facility just outside town. Apparently he ran there security system and was good at what he did.

"Yup you better hurry off to school don't wanna be late" Ed said and Valerie waved goodbye and walked off.

Edward walked into the parking lot, and got into his old 92 Chevy car. Sure it was a piece of junk but it was about all they could afford right now and the car always got them to point a to point b so as long as it did that the bad paint job didn't exactly matter. He turned on the car and started off.

It didn't long to get to the high school, on top of the tall building it read 'Casper High School' and after parking his car Edward made his way inside the building. Once he got inside the teachers lounge he looked around and saw only one teacher inside the lounge looking at some sheets.

"Ah you must be Mr.Elric" The teacher said looking over at Edward. "I'm Mr. Lancer I teach homeroom for the freshmen and English"

Lancer was no doubt taller then he was, he was also bold, had a beer belly and looked one of those teachers that didn't take any crap and was fed up with his job.

"It's nice to meet you Mr. Lancer" Ed said and shook the mans hand with his gloved hand.

"So science teacher I trust you can handle a bunch of rowdy teenagers" Lancer said, "Specially our kids, they all think the world circulates around them or just don't care"

"All teenagers are like that nowadays" Ed said, "It's all high tech gadgets and the internet"

"That was that awful rap and rock music" Lancer said. "Well I'm off for first period, there all yours second period im sure you have everything you need"

"Yup" He said.

"Oh and if you hear anyone screaming Ghost" Lancer said, "Hide or run"

"You don't expect me to actually believe there are real ghosts here do you?" Ed laughed, "It's scientifically impossible"

"Believe me here sometimes I think the laws of gravity don't even apply here" Lancer said and walked out of the room.

Edward sat down and picked up a newspaper off the table, the headline read "Public Enemy #1 Main Issue with Mayor Masters". Under the headline was a picture of a young teenager with white hair flying into the sky like he was charging at something, instead of legs a wispy like tail followed him behind from his black and white hazmat suit.

"Ghosts..yea right" Ed said, "nice Photoshop with the tail"

The next picture was of a middle aged white haired man, speaking to the media. Ah yes he recognized this man, he had seen him on the billboards in the town asking for an re-election in office as Mayor. Mayor Vlad Masters was apparently a multi billionaire that ran for mayor last year and won by a land slide. He however reminded Ed of Roy Mustang and how he barked out orders and such to the media as if he were the king of the world.

As time flew by, Edward realized it was time for his first class.

The room was filled with teenagers, all gabbing and talking about one another. They didn't seem to stop talking when he entered the room, however when he picked up a piece of chalk and wrote his name down on the board some of them started staring.

"Mr.Elric" One boy said as he looked up his pda, "great another science teacher, wait isn't he a little young to be teaching?"

"My name is Mr.Elric I'm your new science teacher" Ed said facing the class.

"Huh?" A large blond teenager asked, "Who's talking I don't see anybody"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT!!" Ed cried and the jock and everyone else stopped talking and stared at Ed as he composed himself once more.

"Like I said I'm Mr.Elric your new science teacher" Ed said approaching the board again, "I wont tolerate any misbehaving and any comments about my height will result in detention"

"Danny wake up.." A girl said as he poked a boy sitting next to her.

The girl was without a doubt Goth, with black hair tied back in a high ponytail, with the rest falling down. Purple lipstick, a black shirt, plaid skirt, combat boots and purple leggings. She finally decided to shake the young man who just groaned in his sleep as he continued to drool over his science text book.

"Better go with the last resort" The boy with the PDA said.

"GHOST!" The Goth cried.

"GAH WHERE!!" The boy cried jumping awake like a nervous wreck, "WHERE'S THE GHOST!!"

The whole class broke into laughter and the boy groaned and slumped further down into his seat. The boy was pale, thin, and looked as if he hadn't slept in weeks with the dark circle under his eyes. He had short black hair that was swept sideways parts of his bangs covering his face somewhat. He wore a white shirt that seemed to blend in with his skin and baggy blue jeans. The boys blue eyes looked tired, and they glared over at the other boy and girl.

"Hey Fenterd" The blond jock said, "Nice going"

As class progressed it was obvious the trio were going to cause Ed some trouble. He knew there names now, also and after telling Lancer in the teachers lounge about how Samantha Manson had just down right refused to cut open a frog and then made it into a whole conspiracy against animal rights he didn't look surprised.

"Miss Manson is a protestor" Lancer said as he sat there in the teachers lounge drinking coffee, "she's a vegetarian and is a goth therefore angry at the world"

"Then I even had tell this other kid to stop e-mailing people on his PDA and then he started pointing out how he had looked up the chemicals we were using" Ed said, "Apparently they were all dangerous and then Miss Manson started saying about they were bad for the environment"

"Ah that would Tucker Foley the boys a walking breathing techno geek" Lancer said, "Carries technology wherever he goes, smart as a whip through. He hangs around with Manson and Fenton a lot"

"Oh yea" Ed said, "that boy that was sleeping in class, looked like he was gonna be attacked any moment"

"A lot of people are like that in this town but it doesn't help that his parents are Ghost Hunters ether" Lancer said, "Mothers competent but the fathers well..he's just plain odd. Danny Fenton is one of those students that seem to be always busy with something other then school work, he's a failing student. He has potential but just doesn't seem to get with the program"

Edward looked down Danny Fenton's record, and his picture. Memories of a pale boy opening the door to a huge Manson and looking at them came to his mind. They were exactly identical then again most people were. Yes now he remembered why Vlad Masters looked so familiar, that state alchemist┘

Ed paled a bit as he remembered slightly and how he and Al first walked into the estate.

(Back flash)

The mansion itself was even bigger then the tucker estate, and more or less resembled a castle rather then a mansion. They had never passed this place before when leaving Central apparently the Cornel liked his privacy.

"Wow..I hear the Cornel is really chummy with Furher King Bradley" Al said as he looked down at Edward.

"I don't care" Ed said, "Apparently this guy is working on bringing people back from the dead. This could help us"

"I guess that's why Cornel Mustang wanted us to oversee his research huh?" Al asked.

"Guess so" Edward said, "come on..we as well go up and knock"

Walking up to the front door, Edward rang the bell on the side of the door. No one answered for a moment and Ed rang the bell once more.

"Maybe there not home" Al said.

"In a place this big there's gotta be some sorta butler or a maid or something" Ed said and was about to ring the bell again when the door opened slowly.

A boy about Ed's age poked his head out from the doorway, he had long black hair tied back in a ponytail, his green eyes stared at the Elric brothers. The boy stood higher then Edward but not by very much.

"Uh hi we're the Elric brothers" Ed said trying to smile.

"Oh" The boy said and opened the door wider, revealing the rest of his body to the brothers. He was skinny but not lanky looking and wore a black shirt tucked into brown pants. "So you're the so called prodigy"

The boy opened the door wider and allowed them to walk inside the mansion, the entrance hall was huge and had a large staircase leading up to a second story going in both directions. A large chandelier hung from the ceiling and the place was bright and inviting.

"Wow" Al said and both brothers awed.

"Yea the place belongs to my father" The boy said. "It's his family's home"

"Wow I didn't the Cornel was rich" Ed said, "I thought this was just a house given to him by the state"

"Ah we have guests" A voice said and both brothers looked up to the staircase as a man walked down the steps.

Ed figured that was Cornel Vlad Venson, it was tall, slim and looked very disguised for a military man. He had long black hair that hung down loosely over his shoulders. He wore a long sleeved white buttoned down shirt over his open military jacket with matching pants. He looked down and smiled as he approached the boys and put a hand on the black haired boys shoulder.

"Ah your must be the Elric Brothers" He said, "I've been expecting you"

"Yea I'm Edward and this is my younger brother Alphonse" Ed said and they both bowed slightly.

"I am Cornel Vladimir Venson and this is my son Daniel" He said and smiled. "I'm excited to have the apart Alchemist of the people in my home"

"Well sir we'd really like to get started and see your research" Edward said, "specially the stuff about bringing the living back to life"

"Mr Elric.." A voice said, "Edward?"

(end of back flash)

"Huh?" Ed asked snapping out of his daydream.

"I said the bell that ended lunch just ended" Lancer said.

"Oh" Edward said and stood up. "Sorry I didn't hear it"

That's when the screaming from outside began.

"Lord of the Rings what now?" Lancer asked and then suddenly the wall smashed out in front of them and Danny Phantom landed in front of Edwards feet.


AUTHOR NOTE- Iv had this idea stuck in my head for the longest time, and finally I sat down, wrote the first chapter and swore to god id rewrite it. Please forgive the spelling mistakes, I do use spell check but my grammer itself is awful.

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