If you have any respect for serious and good Kingdom Hearts stories at all, then I suggest you stop reading this. Seriously, this fic isn't worth your time. Not leaving yet? Well go check out a few fanfics in my favorites, most of them a really good KH fanfics and...you're still here arn't you? Ok fine...let's get on with it!
Excuses for not updating! (In other words, why I've been too lazy to upate.)
-I'm in my last year of highschool. That should be enough to explain.
-I died seven times this year! Which means this fic doesn't exisit, it was typed by my ghost, or Mary Sue fics really are haunted and have a mind of their own. Your pick.
-Making Marluxia's scythe for a cosplay is a bitch!
-Re-styling three wigs to look like Xemnas' hair for cosplay is a bitch too.
-And I've been lazy. Ha!
-Oh and I'm actually starting to make rough drafts for a serious Saïx and maybe even a Marluxia story. No joke!
If you're insane or hyperactive like I am, listen to Caramelldansen for twelve hours straight, or just like to see some random person totally screw up a Kingdom Hearts storyline, then sit back and enjoy yourselves with this update.
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Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts I, II, Chain of Memories and all of it's characters within it are copyrighted to Square Enix and/or Disney which is not owned by me, so therefore the characters used in this fic or mentioned in here are not owned by me either.
...If I did, then it would be full of yaoi, Organization XIII would just be called Orgy XIII, and Sora's head would be mounted on Xemans' wall. (And even more good old sticky sticky hot hot yaoiness.)
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Part III
Shoot the Messenger! Shoot it!
Umm...don't ask what that title means. For all we know it has nothing to do with this chapter...or does it? Naw, I'm just messin' with ya'all, it has nothing to do with this chapter. Since the magically walls of magical-ness went away, I was taken to the high chair room. Ya know the one. Wait...that room has a freakin' title too? What the hell? Does every plain blindingly white room have a freakin' name?!
"Ok, then I want that wall over there to be called 'The Blank Wall that Represents my Tortured Heart that's Not Even Here!' Yeah, that's a good one." Of course I'm the center of attention at this point. I guess I wasn't earlier even though I'm the only person not in a freakishly tall chair and standing in the very center of the room.
"Number VIII, what is that thing and what is it doing here?" Is asked by the lap dog to the leader of this cult.
"And how does she know that wall's name?!" Mullet head seems utterly surprised by the fact I know his favorite wall's name. Axel shrugged at Saïx while grinning nervously.
"Like I said to Zexion earlier, it followed me here! I don't know what to do with it!" Wow, I've been demoted to it now.
"Ya know, you could've just tried to set me on fire dude. Killed me off real quick." Vexen agreed with me quickly.
"Yes! That thing should be destroyed! She attacked me in the hall and insisted that I was Number XI's...erm...never mind." The Chilly Academic quickly, cut his sentence short when he noticed what he was saying.
"What was that Vexen?" Marluxia gave a sly glance towards the blonde scientist, who was now pretending he had said nothing of the sort.
"I basically said he was your bitch. Which of course everyone knows he is." Vexen stared at me with a shocked expression as about five of the other Organization members bursted out laughing.
"Holy crap...if she did all that to Vexen, then she's got points from me." The only female commented as she tried to get rid of the giggles she now had.
"Same here!" The Nobody with the eyepatch added in as he hung over the side of his chair trying to stop his loud laughing. Appartently, the Nobodies here have a sence of humor; go figure.
"Seriously guys, how does she know that wall's name?!" and Demyx is still stuck on the whole wall thing. Damnit, he's a dumb cute little blonde in this fic...
"Silence! This is no way for our Organization to act! Just because our Superior isn't here, doesn't mean we should act in such a manner." Aw, don't ya just love Saïx's seriousness? Well, I don't. This only proves that he's more of an ass-kisser to Xemnas. "Now, as second in command, I suggest we decide quickly what to do with this thing." I'm still a thing? Wow, I glad someone doesn't want to put up with me in this fic.
"If she's a problem with some of us, why not simply make her into a heartless and get this over with? We could probably extract her Nobody even if it's a weak one." Xaldin commented without having much care for what happens to me. I quickly raise my hand.
"I second this!" I give a thankful look towards the Whirlwind Lancer.
"Third it." The blonde scientist added, still giving me dirty looks.
"Well, what would you say if I'm against this plan?" Flower boy comments looking towards me with some curious thought in his eyes. Great! I use to respect this man, but now he's going to try and stop one of my only ways from getting killed off in this fic? Thank you very much! Not!
"Marluxia, man, if the chick wants to be made into a heartless then let her." Xigbar insists as he's confused to why the Assassin would even care to save my life.
"Becoming a heartless is what she wants, correct? Well, why would such a being want something such as that upon themselves? Her Nobody could be created, but what if it's a powerful one such as Xemnas? Would you really want something like her to become Superior?"
"Says the man who's secertly trying to overthrow the Organization himself." Flower boy's eyes go wide.
"What was that?" The lap dog asks me and Marluxia and I both reply quickly to him with a simple, "Nothing!"
"Oh wait...I'm curious now. So exactly what time frame is this in Kingdom Hearts? After Sora became a heartless, after Xehanort's heartless was destroyed, or during Chain of Memories?" Of course I'm asking the wrong people this question, but hell, I see Roxas over there who hasn't said anything or moved at all since this started. Seriously, is that him or a cardboard cut out?
"She knows too much!" Vexen looks towards Saïx and the elder Nobodies of the Organization.
"She know's about the keybearer becoming a heartless, so does she know we have his Nobody?" Xaldin starts off the list of questions that're going to be tossed in, but not really answered.
"How does she know who Xehanort is?" Lexaeus finally speaks, breaking his freakin' Silent Hero title which isn't at all true.
"Not important! How does she know about Kingdom Hearts?" Of course the Berserker would only care about what his precious Superior would care about.
"What's Chain of Memories?" Zexion asks not seemingly in much of a panic as the other older members. This catches my interest so I decided to reward the nine years sixteen year old Nobody with an answer.
"It's the time frame when Axel kills you off using a clone Vexen creates." Both Axel and Vexen give me questioning looks. Ok, it seems we're not near Chain of Memories yet, and considering Roxas is still here...
"What about my wall's secret?!" Demyx looks at everyone with those big and confused eyes of his and he pouts some more, for his question is still unanswered.
"I still vote we destroy her now." Xadlin speaks up from the rest of everyone's little rambling.
"Again I second this." Is the only comment I get to imput for the next three hours of rambling the elders are having with each other. Apparently Saïx doesn't want anyone to decide anything without consent of Xemnas. No big surprise there. Zexion and Lexaeus want to see how much information they can get out of me, Vexen and Xaldin still vote to dispose of me, and Xigbar just doesn't really care as long as everyone shuts up soon. Meanwhile in the Organization's break room...
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"Ha! King me!" Demyx flops down his hand of cards on the white table showing a full house. I head desk myself while Luxord starts to explain to the Water Sprite once again...
"Demyx, we're playing poker, not checkers." Demyx blinks a few times as he stares at us and then his cards. After a few moments it clicks in his blonde mullet head.
"Ohhh...so did I win?!" I look up and rolled my eyes. Why oh why is he dumb in this story, but still can act cute. Well, I'm not going to fall under his spell.
"Nope! That means, off with the pants!" Demyx gives a cute little pout as he makes an 'Awww' sound. Axel leans over towards me.
"Ya know that we're not playing strip poker, right?" He whispers and I stare at him with an raised eyebrow.
"And you should care why?"
"Good point." Axel gives a sly grin as he looks over towards Roxas who's sitting alone in a chair having a Mr. Emo cloud over himself. Oh god...please don't say it, please don't... "Maybe I should get Roxas to play." He chuckles as he rubs his chin, seeming to get a mental image of what Roxas looks like without his clothes on.
"Oh freakin' hell, you gotta be kidding me. Excuse me boys! But I can't stand another AkuRoku pairing." I say as I leave the table. Well, maybe the pairing won't be me and Axel, thank god, but it's going to be a typical Axel and Roxas make-out session. Which is even worse...I'm so sorry reviewers. With Roxas acting all depressed and quiet, it's going to be pretty soon too. I make my way across the activity room towards Marluxia, who's tending to some potted plants, and Larxene who's sitting in a chair looking very bored up towards the ceiling.
"So how long while it take them other guys to finish their arguing?" I ask towards Larxene, who I havn't really talked to since I got here. I know she's gonna be a bitch, but only because she's a chick like me and I'm a bitch too. Though, please don't be a goddamn whore.
"Well, considering most of them are stubborn old farts like Ice Queeny up there, then it'll be maybe two more hours." Ok, good so far.
"Neh, Vexen's a whiner, but he's a looker for his age...I'm guessing forty?"
"Forty-two actually, and he is very enjoyable when he's not talking." The Assassin comments lightly as he moves to tend to some other plants across the room. Larxene and I stare off after him, kind of surprised he said something like that, but we both end up laughing a bit and shrugging it off.
"So, what're ya really doing here?" The short haired blonde asked and I roll my eyes more at what I should say.
"I'm a new breed of Nobody, but I'm not actually a Nobody, for I have a heart and I can have all the special powers of a Nobody and I'm...oh say as powerful of Beserker boy up there. I'm here to show you all can gain hearts and have happy yaoi induced endings with each other or with some random characters that resemble something branched off of myself or one of my friends. I'm really in love with Axel though, but I want him to be happy so I know he must go and belong with Roxas, but Roxas will disapear and he'll come to me for comfort and we'll get together and fluff fluff will happen. Oh, and supposively, you'll killed off and so will Kairi and every single female that there is except for me." Larxene's eye twitched as she finished listening to my speech.
"You're kidding, right? That sounds like some horrible plot line made especially for some bitch that wants her way in her perfect little world or something."
"Hopefully I am at the moment. God damn, I feel like kicking puppies now." Which is my random fury comment for the day.
"Me too. I know this good place in a world called Tranverse Town..."
"I'm game. Oh and by the way, do you mind helping me destroy every fiber of this story whenever it turns into some random rainbow, pretty happy, fluff shit?"
"Now now, one thing at a time. First let's find out how far a spotted baby animal can fly." One thing about bitching chicks, when they group together, they can take down any annoying goody goody happy bitch out there.
Ok, I really didn't know how to end this, and I hate leaving big cliff hangers. Cliff hangers keep your reviewers coming back for more, I'll admit that. The thing is, if you don't update for a long while then your reviewers will become sad and pissed, but mostly pissed. Like the way I get all the time whenever I'm reading an awesome Xemnas/Saïx fic, but all of the sudden it stops right before the climax and it hasn't been updated...for a year! Anyways, please tell me what ya'all would like to see happen to Mary or anyone. Seriously! Any means of torture or anything that could make them vomit from too much over sweetened plotness. I let Mary get off too easy in this chapter, but that's not suppose to happen at all. Therefore we must take drastic measures to make her life horrible and not let her plans suceed!