A/N: I wanted to do something like my 25 secrets on Hinamori, so I decided: why not Itachi? He has many fangirls, and I hate him with vengeance. –cough- -cough-

Itachi hugs a fluffy dog plushie before going on Akatsui missions.

Itachi is married…o.o…to himself.

Itachi is madly in love with…dun dun dun…Nancy Drew!

Itachi is so blind that he has to use a pink magnifying glass to read fine print….too bad he didn't read the fine print on his clan destruction contract.

Itachi is actually 69 years old! Why do you think he has those two wrinkles on his face?

Itachi loves making snow angels!...okay…this one is a bit cute.

Itachi screams like a girl.

Itachi is insanely strong when…his plushies are involved.

Itachi can't spell I-T-A-C-H-I.

Itachi's theme song is Barbie Girl by Aqua.