Mustang Gets What Mustang Wants...

[Roy X Riza]

Haha. Well, this idea came about rather randomly...Roy just randomly popped into my head...X3 Enjoy the random crack! Oh yeah, and I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, no matter how much I might like to...

Ah, Roy Mustang...Suave, handsome, Colonel of the military Mustang. Every girl that came within sight of him swooned on the spot. That is, every girl but Riza Hawkeye, the woman he most wanted to impress. NOTHING could excite her. At least, nothing HE ever did could excite her. I mean, you'd think being the Flame Alchemist alone would make any chick dig you, but obviously Riza wasn't the pyro type. Nor was she the type to be fooled by flimsy pick-up lines or his chiseled features. Any other man would've given up, but Roy Mustang is not 'any other man.' He is 'Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist.' And besides...Mustang gets what Mustang
wants...