Summary- Naruto Yaoi Vampire Fanfic- Modern Day Setting

Kyuubi and Naruto are vampires! What happens when they come across the sons of two well-known (and feared) vampire hunters? What happens when they state they want something other then to kill them? Will Kyuubi and Naruto really go after their throats?

Couplings; SasuNaru, ItaKyuu

Author's Note; in this fanfiction Kyuubi and Naruto are a special breed of vampires called Lamia Vampires, they age regularly, eat human food, however they must get a certain amount of blood to survive.


Itachi stroked the unconscious vampire's silky hair gently, savoring the velvet-like smoothness. He smirked when the red-head's eyes opened lazily, a small mew escaping his lips. "Good evening, Kyuubi-kun…" Itachi greeted "Or maybe it's morning in your case?"

Kyuubi blinked, surprise and embarrassment flooding his face in a powerful blush "…Ah..?" he managed, looking confused and, in Itachi's opinion, fucking adorable. He squirmed slightly, realizing Itachi's arms were wrapped around him. "L-l-let go!" he stuttered pushing at the Uchiha's arms, he was pretty sure his face and hair was the same shade of red by now.

"Nnn…not yet…"Itachi replied tugging Kyuubi closer, surprisingly, the vampire was remarkablely warm, despite the legends of them being living corpses. He nuzzled Kyuubi's neck nipping gently at it; he smirked when the vampire moaned "Ironic that your sensitive here…isn't it?" Kyuubi bit his lip, struggling uselessly, he wasn't his weak, what did this guy do to him? He flinched when the brunette's hand ghosted down his chest, he blinked in surprise; he was naked.

"!!!...GYAH!!!!!!!" Itachi winced at Kyuubi's shriek.

'Double or Nothing he's a screamer…' he thought smirking as Kyuubi turned to look at him

"Y-you crazy bastard!" Kyuubi growled despite his glowing hot face "Who the hell are you and where the fuck is my brother?!" he added.

"With my brother, don't worry we'll be gentle…maybe…" Itachi shrugged his shoulders, before tugging Kyuubi closer.

"Your- get the fuck off me!!!" Kyuubi thrashed around trying to push Itachi away.

Itachi sighed 'Really, I don't think he even recognizes me… oh well it's funnier that way…' he smirked at Kyuubi, before continuing to ravish him.

"No!!!…ah!...Jesus Christ! Put that back in your pants this second!! We don't even have any lube! Shit! Where'd that come from?!"


Err… well, things were going better in Sasuke's room…


"Mm…" Naruto mewled pressing his body against a smirking Sasuke's body even more "Warm…" he muttered nuzzling Sasuke's neck affectionately.

Sasuke was having the time of his life 'So the little dobe likes to cuddle… of all the things…' he lifted an eyebrow when Naruto unconsciously slid a leg in between his thighs. "Not so innocent, are you?" he whispered flipping Naruto lightly onto his back with Sasuke on top of him. He pressed his body against Naruto's receiving a small whine.

"Too heavy..! Get off!" Naruto squirmed a little more (causing Sasuke to get even more horny) before opening his eyes. Naruto blinked at a "frustrated" Sasuke on top of him.

"Hello…" Sasuke purred sensually.

"OMIGOD!!!!!!! GYAH!!! KYUU-NII!!!!! IT'S AN OROCHIMARU WANNABE!!!!" Naruto screeched at the top of his lungs. Sasuke winced; the kid had lungs…


May: yeah, it's short so what? Btw dec. 5 2007 first snowfall where I live! On dec. 6 we got a two hour delay off school that I loved…giggle sleep...

Kk: What do you think of her writing? Btw, review or she goes into depression...then locks herself into a bathroom with dangerous cleaning fumes --;;