Hehe... new fanfiction. Loverly, isn't it?

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto... or do I?

Legend:

Inner Self

Thoughts/Flashbacks

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"Speaking"

The Slutty Secretary - Chapter One: Hired

"Hyuuga, we have a problem." Maito Gai, Hyuuga Neji's boss, had interrupted him from his work.

"Hn?"

"Your youthful secretary died last night."

"... what. The. Hell. It wasn't even her fifth day."

"Yes, I know. She had a heartattack from the excitement of working for 'the youthful Neji-kun'."

"... I assume you have a replacement?"

"Yes, yes, of course. I have to warn you though, this one's a little feisty. Full of youth."

"What are you trying to imply?"

"Oh, you'll see, my youthful Neji, you'll see..."

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"Name, please?" Neji was interviewing his new secretary, just to make sure she wasn't a rabid fangirl. Like the last thirteen.

"Tenten. Just Tenten."

"Your age."

"Twenty-three."

She's my age, then... Neji's thoughts drifted off. He didn't notice Tenten waving her hand in front of his face.

"Hyuuga-san?"

Neji snapped out of his thoughts. "Hm, yes... your reason for working at Maito Inc.?"

"My boss died. Left a mess of blood. Went all over his documents and files."

Neji's head snapped up. What? "Erm... I you don't mind me asking... what happened?"

"Oh, he tried to 'have a little fun' with me. Tch. Sure showed him. Sliced his head straight off."

Neji felt his jaw drop. She murdered him for attempted rape? Nice. "Well, everything else looks nice, Ms. Tenten. You're hired."

Oh, boy, this was going to be interesting.

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Meh... short chapter. Hehe... Neji's got the hots for his secretary. Plus, they're all alone. In an office. That can be locked. So no one can come in. All alone.
... such youthful thoughts. Anyways, please review!!

-DanniGUser