Prologue:

Harry has just turned 127 and Ginny has her 126 birthday coming up. It's around a day away. They have been arguing a lot in the past 100 years. The kids have all left home and Hogwarts. James was accidentally hit by a muggle car the other day and is in St. Potty's hospital which lily began 2 years ago, a little insecure. However Albus had been missing for around 2 years, his whereabouts were vague. However the occasional phone call would come saying: "Albus is missing" then albus would hang up. Maybe he has gone slightly psycho with his old age.

Story:

Harry woke up that Tuesday morning and examined his glistening golden watch. It was his 127 birthday present from peeves, (who, by the way they had adopted out the kindness of their hearts). Ginny however had got him a pensioner's zoom 2000 broom, but, I suppose it was the thought that counted. Thinking to himself 'I really should be worrying about Albus…but I guess he doesn't send home the money so…nah!' he got up and dresses into his pink and lilac with a hint of baby blue, dressing gown, he walked down stairs. Specially to greet him down stairs was his all loving, annoying, irritating, irritable, lovely wife, Ginny. "Harry…what have you got me for my birthday tomorrow??" she asked him inquisitively. "Surprise" Harry said, while thinking 'holy crap!! Its tomorrow!'.

That evening Harry lay in bed wondering about his day and what was to come…oh no! He had forgotten Ginny's birthday. Harry got up went down to the shed and mounted his pensioner 2000. He flew of going an amazing 10 miles an hour!!! He arrived in diagon alley around 2 am, he walked around looking for any shop to be open – one was. It was called "magical lingerie" so Harry went in. What could Ginny want in here? He found the right thing that would really make her happy and travelled back home, on his pensioner 2000.

It was Ginny's birthday and first thing was first. Breakfast, see, there were two types of breakfast in the potter household: happy breakfast (when Ginny was happy) a yummy mouth-watering meal, and unhappy breakfast (when Ginny was unhappy) which was the most common it is usually known as D.I.Y. Today Ginny was happy. When breakfast was finished and tidied away, the doorbell rang and in came lily pushing James in on a stretcher. "Hello, my fizzlekinnykins!" Ginny threw at them before you could say pottypottedpouches! Everyone sat round the table a started to talk about life, albus and stuff. Harry was the first to give Ginny her present. She opened it: it was a large pair of trinny and Suzanna's bum holder pants! The lily and James gave her some fluffy pink slippers – how cute!!! Suddenly there was a loud knock at the door, a voice squealed "didn't think id forget ya birthday ma!". Ginny through the door open and, just as she'd expected, it was albus! Although he had changed somewhat: he was wearing a tight fuchsia Lycra top, a pink mini-skirt and golden pumps matching his golden head band…