Hiya people I know it's been a while….but what do you expect? I'm not called lazy for nothing' -- 3 ok, we're going to do somthin' new this time……..IT'S NOT HARRY POTTER!!!!!!! eh hehehe; well anyways, on with the dumb stuff-o-

Disclaimer: ok, honestly I don't own DNAngel…..if I did do you really think I would be here???…..ok, I would just to appease my perverted fan girl mind just don't sue me sticks hands up I also don't own the song "Centerfold", but it's still fun to mess with! Only a little tweaking shrugs gotta do that when dealing with yaoi . yawns oh, and for all of you I know are gonna start harping at me….I don't care if Krad is kinda OC. Honestly we don't even know that much about him, so he might just be like this ok, on with the show -o-

Summary: everyone looks and thinks about 'dirty' things every once in a while…….even Satoshi. But can he wriggle his way out of being caught by the one he's looking at? DaixSato

Tamers: 'Hiya'(thought) "Hiya" (speech)

Dark (if I even put him in here )and krad: 'Hiya' (thought) "Hiya"(speech….if I use it)

Centerfold

does he walk? does he talk?

does he come complete?

my homeroom homeroom angel

always pulled me from my seat

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sapphire eyes followed a spiky red head as he crossed the room to hand the teacher last night's homework. The boy looked shocked for a moment before rubbing his head in embarrassment. 'Now what do you suppose that's about?'

'master Satoshi…you've been staring at that Niwa a lot lately…..do you ,by chance, feel for him?' the silky voice of the angel Krad vibrated in his mind.

'No!' ,Satoshi cursed as he felt his cheeks turn pink. 'Don't lie to me master Satoshi, I know every thing that goes through this little head of yours!'

'SHUT. UP. KRAD!!!!' the maniacal angel just laughed and started singing.

'Master Satoshi and Niwa sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!'

The bluenett's eyes closed in annoyance as he tried not to slam his head against the table top. Oh, how he hated that psycho angel…..almost as much as-

"Satoshi!!!" the boy in question nearly jumped a mile high. Takeshi Saehara stood behind him with his ever present camera in hand. 'He must of snuck up behind me when I was talking to Krad.' now Satoshi had a headache.

'….. you wanna hug him, you wanna kiss him, you wanna loooove him!'

'SHUT UP KRAD!!!!!' Satoshi screamed in his head.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

he was pure like snowflakes

no one could ever stain

the memory of my angel

could never cause me pain

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"hello??? Satoshi….wake up!" by now Saehara had got all of his classmates attention. They all stood in shock for a moment. Who would dare talk to Hiwatari like that?

Noticing all the stares of his classmates, he bent down an whispered into the other boys ear.

"Do you want those pictures or not?"

This definitely got the Hikari's attention. Face turning a deep red, he nodded and mumbled something.

"sorry, I didn't quite catch that."

Satoshi just turned redder. "How much do I owe you?"

Saehara just smiled evilly, making the Hikari shiver as he was handed the photos. " they're free of charge."

This threw Satoshi for a loop. What was that boy up to…..hm…….

But before he could think more on it, a familiar shiver ran up his spine causing him to stop dead.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

days go by I'm lookin' through a

School-wide magazine

and there's my homeroom angel

on the pages in-between

(chorus)

my blood runs cold

my memory has just been sold

my angel is the centerfold

angel is the centerfold

(repeat)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

There….right there. Brilliant red eyes seemed to gaze longingly up at him as two perfect pink lips formed into the most adorable pout he had ever seen. God, Daisuke was just simply breath-taking……

"what are you guys doing?"

For the second time in less that 10 minutes, the ever stoic blunett nearly jumped out of his skin. With a speed unknown to mere mortals, Satoshi quickly stuffed his guilty pleasures into his backpack. Looking up at the red-head shyly, he couldn't help but turn a light pink.

"well, I best be on my way….later Daisuke!" With a quick wink to the distressed Hikari, Saehara walked out the door for lunch.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

slipped me notes under the desk

while I was thinkin' about his chest

I was shy I turned away

before he caught my eye

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"uh…um, would you mind if I join you for lunch?"

Satoshi shook his head, unable to look Daisuke in the eyes. As they settled down on the roof of the school Daisuke whipped out his infamous bento lunchbox. Looking at Satoshi's lunch and back at his own, the red shyly offered the blunett his lunch.

"w-would you like some of my luck, Satoshi?"

Finally turning to look at the boy to politely decline, his jaw nearly dropped. Satoshi could feel himself melting….and getting incredibly hard.

"….alright. Thank you."

That look…..right then the younger boy looked exactly like the photo he had been staring at what seemed a minute ago. Shifting uncomfortably, the commander took a pair of extra chopsticks from the boy and together they proceeded to share Daisuke's lunch.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I was shakin' in my shoes

whenever he flashed those

ruby-hues

something had a hold on me

when angel passed close by

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

They were nearly halfway through the monstrous lunch before the wind started to pick up. It had been a really windy fall, but the cold just started seeping into the dancing currents of air that morning.

"Brrrrrrrrr!" the little red head scooted closer to the Hikari as a really strong gust blew past them. The commander could only watch in concealed shock as the boy curled against his chest….right over his heart.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

those soft and sexy sweaters

too magical to touch

too see him in that negligee

Is Really just too much

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

'Uh oh….master Satoshi?…..BREATH MASTER SATOSHI, BREATH!!!!!'

Inhaling quickly to restart his heart, the blunett silently thanked his demon-angel. Closing his eyes and slowly reopening them to make sure the boy wasn't just his mind playing tricks on him. He looked at the young thief who had stolen not only his family's art…..but his cold heart.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(chorus)

it's ok I understand

this ain't no never-never land

I hope that when this issue's gone

I'll see you when your clothes are on

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"…..Daisuke?"

The boy in question looked up, his cheeks stained with red, and shyly mumbled something.

"what did you just say? I didn't quite catch that, Daisuke."

His eyes sparkled with some unknown emotion Satoshi had yet to encounter……

'Interesting……why do I feel so warm all of a sudden…..'

"Y-you called me by my name."

The commander snapped out of his thoughts and looked at the nervous younger male.

"hm? Oh……I guess I did, Niwa-kun." he turned his head in embarrassment. How could he let that slip?!

"No," Satoshi's eyes snapped back to look at Daisuke, "p-please…….call me by my first name."

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

take my car, yes we will

we'll take my car and drive it

we'll take it to a motel room

and take 'em off in private

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

For a second time Satoshi's heart stopped. It took Krad practically screaming out his eardrums to get his lungs working again. Breathing heavily, he said the only thing that he could seem to think about at the moment.

"Daisuke….I…."

But before he could say another word the bell rang, officially ending lunch.

"I-I have to go!" with that Daisuke got up and bolted through the door, all the way back to class.

And poor Satoshi slowly followed after, coming in 5 minutes after the final bell.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

a part of me has just been ripped

the pages from my mind are stripped

oh no, I can't deny it

oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it!

(chorus)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(To be continued……maybe)

A/N: all right people, tell me what you think. If I get at least 5 reviews I'll finish it. Oh, and if you even dare flame me, I block you--... I am the box ghost ...BEWARE!!!

r&r

J.K.