Ok so basically we were trying to think up what would happen if Fai were on Marijuana. One of my friends aislin suggested this and I basically filled in the details, and I hate WAY too much fun writing this -laughs-

Fai: I wonder what wonderful thing I'm going to do this time!

Kurogane: You're not doing anything!

K-san: Of course he's not...not without you Kuro-sama X3

Kurogane: WHAT?!

Fai: I can't wait!

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Kitsune stretched as she returned to the small apartment. She was finally feeling better after the whole 'cigarette incident', feeling pretty sure that it was all behind them now, and felt that today would be a good day.

She guessed that she had hoped too soon as she opened the door and a strong, disgusting odor drifted out from inside the apartment upon opening the door. Kitsune covered her nose with her arm and shifted to the living room, cursing all the way over about her sensitive nose.

Yena was splayed on one of the couches, smoking again, though from the smell Kitsune could only guess they weren't just regular cigarettes. Fai was present, acting weird and giddy, though the mage had always gotten high off many things very easily. Kurogane was there too but seeing him acting more…normal…she already knew he wasn't high, and probably hadn't been there long.

"What did you get into this time?" Kitsune growled through her arm.

"It's marijuana sweetie. If you're gonna complain, go somewhere else." Yena growled, taking another puff. Kurogane was trying to drag Fai out of the room and away from the fumes, mostly so he wouldn't be a nuisance to him later on.

"Wahh!!! Kuro-pii is being mean to me again!" He cried, flailing about like a child throwing a tantrum. Kitsune sighed and grabbed one of Fai's arms, trying to pull the mage to his feet.

"C'mon Houdini, let's go…"

Fai struggled free of their grasps and dove behind the couch, shouting, "NO!"

Kitsune huffed, about ready to dive after him and drag him out when she perked slightly, seeing an article of clothing, Fai's clothing, go flying across the room from behind the couch and froze, unsure of what to do or say.

There was a long silence and no movement as far as could be seen, and Kitsune wondered if maybe Fai had finally passed out from the fumes. She didn't make any movements towards the couch though, and tried to get a view over the couch.

"F…fai-san…?" She asked a bit hesitantly. A few more eerie moments of silence followed before Fai jumped up onto the back of the couch in nothing but a loincloth and a whip in hand.

Kitsune's jaw dropped nearly half way to the floor, her eyes bugging out as she jumped back, completely stunned, and fell onto her butt, unable to get any words out of her mouth at the sight. Fai raised his head up deliriously and declared, "No one can defeat Fai d. Flowright, the master lion tamer and king of the beasts!"

Oh dear lord…Kitsune thought, practically choking on the spot, unable to get in a breath. He's…he's nearly naked…and…

Kurogane's eyebrow quirked and he got an irritated look, though it was mixed with quite a bit of disgust.

"Remind me to never let you get high on that stuff ever again!" Kurogane spat. He ducked slightly as the whip cracked overhead and Fai puffed out his chest, still delirious from the drugs.

"Bow down before me, wild beast!"

Kurogane scowled. "I'm warning you mage, get down from there!" He spat. Fai scoffed and cracked the whip defiantly. "Is Kuro-wanwan mad? Is he a mighty lion, or a tiny baby kitten?" Fai shot at Kurogane.

Kurogane grinned evilly. "Oh…I'll show you personally just how mad I am!" He lunged but found himself dodging out of the way of the whip and almost loosing his balance. He yelped, in a rather unmanly manor, and found himself clutching his butt as the whip made contact.

Kitsune just sat glued to the floor, finding herself to shocked to be able to look away or even shut her eyes and gaped at the two. Fai cracked his whip at Kurogane and sent the ninja running, chasing after and cracking his whip, threatening to get Kurogane with it.

Kitsune couldn't believe this either. Kurogane was running from Fai! She rubbed her eyes before looking and seeing that it was still happening. She cradled herself murmuring, "It's just a dream…just a dream…just a dream…"

She looked up as Fai hollered and her jaw dropped again as she saw Fai riding on top of a frenzied Kurogane, who was trying his best to pry the mage off of him. "Whoohoo! I shall tame this wild beast!" Fai hollered.

Kurogane spun around and around like a mad bull, trying to get a hold of Fai as the high magician rode Kurogane like a horse, bouncing up and down, making the scene all the more worse.

Kurogane finally leaned forward, getting a hold of Fai and flinging him off his back, and into a wall, head against the ground and legs splayed up in the air, the lion cloth falling away from what it had been hiding.

Kitsune found herself almost dieing from choking, her eyes bugging out till it seemed they'd fall right out. Oh god…his…She found her surroundings growing dim before she fell back onto the carpet, passing out. Everything had been bad but that…that had just been way too much…

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When Syaoran and Sakura returned once more, they smelled the strong drug's scent and drifted into the living room, unsure of what was awaiting this time. Luckily, Fai, coming back from his little 'drug trip' was back into his regular clothes and was fanning Kitsune, who was apparently still in shock.

Kurogane was sitting as far away from all of them as possible, and Yena had apparently taken off, complaining that all her drugs were used up. Syaoran blinked and guessed whatever had happened had not been very pretty.

"Um…what…happened…?" Syaoran asked very hesitantly, unsure of if he wanted to know the answer. The fumes had gone down, the windows opened now that Yena was gone, but it was obvious Kitsune wasn't drugged up, it was something else, and it was hard to shock her that bad with anything.

Fai looked up and smiled innocently, that same fake, goofy smile he always wore. "Oh, let's just say there was a little incident and I think we may have destroyed Kitsune's innocence…"

Mokona poked his head up beside the young girl. "She can be innocent?" The white manjuu bun found a fist slamming down against him so hard he bounced off the ground like a bouncy ball. "SHUT. IT." Kitsune growled, still looking pretty shocked despite her returning attitude.

"Wait but what…?" Syaoran began, but he waved it off and took Sakura's hand to lead her into the next room. "On second thought…I don't think I wanna know…"

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OK... so I guess I had a LITTLE too much fun writing this...XD Again, it was originally my friends/aislin's idea, but I am SOO glad I got her recommendations.

Next Chapter: Everyone knows kids get hyper off sugar and soda, but then Kitsune and Fai get a little taste of Caffine, the legal drug! 8D And sakura's innocence is on the line! XDD