Okie...so basically for some reason I had to go to this drug group thing at school(No I don't do drugs! D ) and basically I was bored while everyone was talking and the topic of Alchohol came up and I thought of Fai-san. Of course we all know how fai-san acts when he's drunk, and I started to wonder how he would act if he were on other drugs, like cigarettes and stuff and here we are! 8D

Fai: Wow...can't wait to see what happens. What do you think Kuro-woof?

Kurogane: There's no way you're going anywhere near those things, and stop calling me that!

K-san: Don't worry, you'll get to have some too Kuro-pii!

Kurogane: What?!

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Kitsune stretched from her spot on the floor, her head aching terribly.

"Owe…feels like I have a hangover…" She groaned, one hand resting against her forhead. The air smelled strange and she felt weird. Rising on shaky legs and making her way towards the front room. She blinked as Fai noticed her and drifted over.

"Isn't life Wonderful?" He said drearily, leaning on her shoulder.

"Huh?" Kitsune asked blankly. She covered her nose with her arm. "You reek of cigarettes…"

"Isn't it wonderful?"

"I hate that stench…" She grumbled. "What the hell did you get into this time?" Fai blinked and put a finger to his lower lip in thought.

"Oh yeah! Yena wanted a smoke and the room started to smell like whatever it was. I told her to open a new window and let the stuff out, but she said it was fine, and here we are!" He said cheerily. "You want one?" He offered, waving a cigarette in her face. She snatched it and after dropping it, ground it down with her heel.

"No," She growled. "I'm going out…" She huffed and started away.

"Awe! You're not gonna stay with me?" He whined.

"No…" She growled.

"Awe…please Kitsune-san!"

She huffed and reluctantly nodded.

"Yay!" Fai blurted, jumping up. "Did you hear that, Kurorin? She's gonna join us!" He blurted, looking over.

"Kurogane-san too?" Kitsune blinked. It took a lot to get the ninja high on anything. She started to feel very uneasy now. She sat on the floor alongside the couches, staring blankly around the room. The fumes were making her feel weird and giddy, so she offered to open a window, but they just waved it off. She yawned after a while but squeeked when something poked her in the side.

"Look Kurotan, she squeaks!" Fai blurted drearily. He poked her again, and sure enough, she let out another squeak. She turned her head and scowled at Fai, when someone else prodded her in the side. She let out another shrill squeak.

"You're right…she does!" Kurogane laughed. She knew up to this point that they must've been breathing in the fumes for a long time for Kurogane to be acting this way too.

The next several minutes were really annoying, as she was prodded in the side several times, squeeking for each time. Finally Kurogane reached out to poke her again and found she bit his finger. He howled and waved his finger around wildly. Unfortunately for Kitsune, it seemed to bring back some of his common sense as he howled: "You bit me! You little…"

Fai hopped over to Kurogane and embraced him in a hug, and giggled. "You're sooo funny, Kuro-Wanwan!"

"Get off me! And stop calling me those stupid names, mage!" Kitsune decided it would probably be best to slink off while things were still down to a minimum.

"Where do you think you're going?"

Kitsune froze in her tracks and looked over her shoulder to see Kurogane, his hand on his sword, Souhi.

"I'm gonna cut you to ribbons!" He growled, and lunged at her. It was like a typical Fai & Kurogane chase only with Kitsune instead, and rather than calling Kurogane names she focused on running, worried about what Kurogane would do if he really did catch her. She dove under the high bed, which had about two feet of space underneath, and crouched in the corner, holding her breath as Kurogane stormed in.

Something in the corner fell and Kurogane approached it to check it out, thinking Kitsune was there, on the opposite side of the room. She took the opportunity and dove back out of the room. Hearing Kurogane behind her, she scurried behind the couch. As he rounded the corner, he barely ducked out of the way of a flying pillow. He dodged for his life away from flying pillows, coffee mugs, a cell phone etc.

He almost got hit by a flying picture frame, which twirled in the air like a flying star and stuck in the wall, coming dangerously close to slicing off Kurogane's head, if that was even possible.

"Are you trying to kill me?!" Kurogane spat, ducking as another coffee mug flew through the air and almost hit him. Fai stood up dizzily and smiled.

"Awe… are you two having fun without m…?" He fell over as a pillow crashed against his face and toppled him over. Kurogane lunged and Kitsune scrambled for another hiding place, skittering into the kitchen. Many different kinds of foods were thrown, including a few of Syaoran's precious chocolates(of course we all know Syaoran couldn't live without sugar 8D). Kurogane slipped on a tomatoe and sailed across the linoleum into the wall with a loud THUNK!

When Syaoran and Sakura returned, it was once again, too quiet. Syaoran wondered what horrible torture Kurogane had put Fai through this time around. They picked up the strong smell of cigarettes right away and wandered into the living room.

Kurogane was flopped on one couch, Fai was draped over the back of another, and Kitsune was lying on the ground, one arm draped over her eyes with her mouth very slightly agape.

"Did you guys…get high while we were out?" Syaoran asked a bit hesitantly, blinking dumbfoundedly.

"Me and Kuro-pii did…" Fai murmured, almost weakly with that same fake goofy smile on his face.

"I told you not to call me that…but…" Kurogane said.

"I think we can definitely say…" Kitsune replied.

"Never again." They all finished at once in unison.

END

Afterward: It's actually JUST the end of the first part, more coming up soon 3

Next Chapter: Fai didn't get enough off just regular cigarette's, this time he's gonna learn the wonders of Marijuana! 8D