Ed-Manji
by HyperInuyasha
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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Eddy and Ed was sitting on a couch at Double D's house, as DD went on vacation and instructed the two to look after the house.
Eddy: Hey Ed. Are you bored?
Ed: Don't have a clue what your talking about Eddy.
Ed was simply fidgiting with his fingers, calling it, "Thumb Consle".
Eddy: Well, if we're going to be staying here for the weekend, then we should play something. Ed, get a board game from upstairs.
Ed walked up to DD's room and looks through some of his gameboards. Then, he saw a game called "Jumanji". Ed grabbed it and read a note.
Ed: Do.. not.. play... This sounds fun to play!
Ed went back to Eddy.
Eddy: Got the game? Good. So let's start.
Eddy instantly starts the game, leaving the instructions behind. Eddy rolls the die and gets a 5. A card then pops out of nowhere.
Card: A monkey steals your food. Go back to the start.
Before Eddy could move his peice back to the start, Ed began laughing.
Ed: Eddy, look! You have a monkey on your head.
Eddy: Huh?
Eddy then noticed a tail. A monkey jumps off Eddy's head and heads to the kitchen. After a few seconds, the monkey, dragging the fridge, leaves.
Eddy: Ed, can you see the instructions?
Ed: No. I've done enough reading for the day.
Eddy: Ed,...just do it!
Ed: Okay... "WARNING: This game will cause real things to happen until a player gets to the last space and yell, "Jumanji!" ". That sounds fun.
Eddy: Great. We may die, this is all your fault. (sigh) But I guess it's my turn.
Eddy rolls the die and the card appears.
Eddy: Forest grows well, go ahead three.
Then, all the plants in the house grows to a hunourmous size, making the house look like a jungle.
Ed: Wow! We're in a real life jungle! But how are we going to get home?
Eddy smacks himself.
Eddy: Ed, your turn.
Ed rolls his die and looks at his card.
Ed: "You are being hunted down by a puma. Go back 3."
Eddy: Ha ha. You're such a joker Ed.
Eddy begins to hear growling. He slowly turns around to see a large puma.
Ed: Eddy... Is this the part where we start running?
Eddy: Yes Ed. Run. Run real fast!
Ed and Eddy dodges a massive claw attack and they both run upstairs to DD's room, locking the door.
Ed: Oh no. We're gonna die from a puma from Uranus.
Eddy: Ed, don't ever say that again! Now help me out here.
After a minute, the puma breaks through the door, however, Eddy and Ed is nowhere in sight. The puma looks out the window and Ed and Eddy comes out from behind a tree and pushes him out the window.
Eddy: Ed, Double D told me that a average puma would climb up a wall in... 10 seconds! So barricade the door and I'll continue the game.
Ed: Roger that.
Eddy races down the stairs and rolls the die. You know the drill.
Eddy; "Hippos destroys your supplies, go back 2 spaces."
Eddy looks around to see hippos.
Eddy: I regret nothing.
The hippos attacks Eddy in the proccess, luckily, the board game survived the attack. Ed comes down.
Ed: Is it my turn yet?
Eddy: (in complete pain) Yes...
Ed rolls the die and the card appears.
Ed: You get a traveler lost, go ahead 20 spaces.
Eddy: How does getting someone lost help you!?
Eddy then spots Johney, in explorer clothes.
Johney: I go left, no right, do I go backwards?
Ed: Hi Johney!
Johney: Hi guys! Looks like you two also got lost in this jungle!
Ed: Do tell.
Eddy smacks himself again. He rolls the die and blah, blah, blah.
Eddy: You are being attacked by a T-Rex, go back to the start. Okay, that sounds cruel arthor.
Hyper: But, hey. it's humor.
Then the roof busts appart, revealing a T-rex.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ed, do something!!!!!!!!!!
Ed: Okey dokey.
Ed picks up Johney and tosses him into the T-Rex's mouth. The T-Rex attempts to chew him.
Johney: He he. That tickles!
Eddy: Ed, roll!
Ed rolls the die and lands on the last space.
Ed: Whomanji!
Nothing happens.
T-Rex: This is hard to chew.
The T-Rex drops Johney into a tree and is ready to bite Ed and Eddy.
Eddy: Ed! Say Jumanji!
Ed: Jumanji!
Suddenly, everything turns golden and after a few seconds, everything was th same as before.
Eddy: Well, everything's back to normal. Now what are we suppose to do with this?
Ed: I know.
Ed eats the whole Jumanji game, whole.
Eddy: I think I'm gonna be sick...
Eddy runs into the kitchen to throw up.
THE END
Johney looks out the window, with a monkey on his shoulder.
Johney: Hey Ed. Check out my new monkey.
Ed; Hey! That looks like the monkey from that jungle!
You can hear Eddy smack himself from the kitchen.
THE REAL THE END
Reveiw. Also, sequel will come soon!
