I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew, and I never will.

I Know I should work on my OTHER two stories before starting a new one, but do I care??

Intro: Let the show begin!

HIYA!! Mew Tangerine here, bringing you a NEW KIND OF SHOW!! It's the……LET'S KILL MASAYA SHOW!!!!

(Applause)

I'm your host, Mew Tangerine, and here's our star!!

"Where am I?" Masaya asks

A secret location. and I'm having all those reviewers review me ANY WAY AT ALL (As long as it's not too gory) to KILL MASAYA!!

"WHHHHAAAAAT??" Masaya screams.

YUP! FUN FUN FUN!!

"Fun for who?" Masaya asks.

Me and the reviewers!!! okay, so you people review with one way to kill Masaya, and I'll write a oneshot story, (As a new chapter) telling the world the ideas AS A STORY!!!

"Are you just doing this because you want people to review??"

No, I'm doing this because I HATE YOU, MASAYA!!

I'll be waiting for all your reviews!!

"Now just wait!! This isn't fair!!"

Life isn't fair, Baka. I'm accepting any idea, just nothing 'M' rated, and they can be as ridiculous as 'Squished by a falling tree' to just randomly dropped dead.

Sooooo…… LET THE SHOW BEGIN!!

Review, and I'll write!