How to Annoy Itachi Uchiha

1) Tell him a funny joke and pinch him when he doesn't laugh.
2) Wear his cloak and run around singing "Nanananana, BATMAN!"
3) Say that no matter how old he gets he'll always be you're little princess.
4) Play strip poker with him. Make sure he loses.
5) Super glue your hand to his and when he tells you to let go, yell "I can't, I can't!"
6) Yank on his ponytail and shout "Ding Dong!"
7) Read his fanmail without his permission.
8) Don't believe anything he says. That includes his statements about the weather.
9) Use up all his nail polish.
10) Act offended and slap him for no reason.
11) Dress like him and say that you want to hang with him and his groupies.
12) Sneak into his room and tickle his feet at 2am.
13) Pelt him with pinecones.
14) Show of your colorful vocabulary.
15) Insist that he hold your hand while crossing the street.
16) Sign him up for Orochimaru's army.
17) Call him a blind old coot and kick him in the shin.
18) Go through constant mood swings.
19)Insist that he's the kindest person you've ever met.
20) Sneeze on him.
21) Try to shove a Heaven's scroll down his throat and ask why it's not working, after all, it worked for Orochimaru. Finish shoving the scroll down his throat and laugh when he turns blue in the face.
22) Poke his forehead.
23) Tell him that he's been naughty and not to expect Santa this year.
24) Ask him personal questions.
25) Wait for him faithfully outside the restroom.

26) Hug him tightly in front of the whole Akatsuki.

27)Give everyone in the Akatsuki his baby pictures, especially naked ones.

28)Tell him you love him in front of the Akatsuki.

29)Laugh at him randomly

30) Kiss him in front of everybody.

31)Send him to therapy.

32) Show him lemony Itachi/Kisame fanfics

33) Blindfold him, put him in a dress and shove him in front of everybody.

34) Play the jaws theme song every time he uses the sharigan.

35) While he's sleeping draw on with magic marker while he's sleeping.

36) While he's sleeping climb into his bed and join him.

37) When he wakes up in the morning tell him 'I know what you did last night'.

38) Do all in combinations.