Garrador

Oh man! So I'm on pro mode along side my sis, running down the hall,

We see a painting and a key, grab it and run to a prison door, Ashley we call,

Tell her to "WAIT!"

Might use her as bait,

Run into a cage, who would expect that, and in is a lever, and a scary looking man,

I'll get to the lever and pull it…If I can…

He suddenly wakes from his slumber and is on to Leon like a 10 dollar ho,

He attempts to slice everything Leon has, even his toe…o.O

We run out of the cage, "fuck this I'm out!"

Run to the door, and it closes, "gar, I'm so gonna pout."

Here he comes chasing after me like some mad bull with bitch stamped on its forehead,

And here's me and my sis panicking on my bed,

He runs up and Ashley crouches, she's so thick,

He runs up close and slices off Leon's head, that to watch is rather sick,

"Continue?" Fine! I think we will!

We run inside the prison, only this time, we are expecting a kill,

He comes out and we shoot that ugly tuma thing on his back, that should do and he's down,

So we have beaten him now it's time to go back to the town,

We get further and further in the game, at one point stuck right next to him again,

This guy is freaking insane!

And the room we just happen to go in with no bullets, is the room with two,

Yeah, great. Two Garradors. Perfect. Whoopdy fucking doo,

So we run the fook around, one is fully engulfed in metal, and shit,

The other just has his normal kit,

But still they're hard and coming after us, we turn to shoot some random grunt,

These guys aren't the type we hunt,

Just as we are shooting our last 5 bullets on this random guy,

One comes along and claws Leon in the eye…

Yeah. First chainsaw man, then the ogre, and now these big bastards. Should be good.

But meh for now, I'm hungry, and need some food.