Part III

Bella POV

I was taking as long as I possibly could in the shower but all too soon the hot water ran out so I sadly stepped out. I quickly towel dried my hair and ran a brush through it, brushed my teeth and threw on my outfit I had brought into the bathroom with me. Then I put my hair into a ponytail and stepped out of the bathroom.

I wasn't expecting to be grabbed. I let out a quick scream but as a hand covered my mouth. My mind was going into overdrive but quickly stopped as I noticed one thing. The hand was ice cold. Hyperventilating I started struggling again only one thought was going through my mind Victoria was here for me. It was repeating its self like it was the only phrase I knew. Vaguely I could feel my arms and legs being duck taped together. Then two really strong arms were carrying me to my room. I was set with my back against my bed. Slowly I lifted my eyes to look at my attackers and I chocked on my own spit. Alice and Emmett stood before me dressed in the CRAZIEST outfits I had ever seen. I couldn't even register that it was Alice and Emmett who had duck tapped me I just started laughing. Every time I began to calm down from my giggling fit I would look at them again and start laughing all over. Both just stood there patiently waiting for me to finish. About five minutes later I couldn't laugh anymore because it hurt to much but my mouth was so dry I couldn't even talk.

"WATER!" I gasped completely out of breathe.

"Insane Duchess, please go get some water for our captive." Emmett said in a really plain bored tone. This simple statement caused me to start giggling again but it hurt too much so I soon calmed down.

Eventually Alice returned with the "water". She held the glass up to my lips so I could drink and I took a big gulp, my eyes got really wide. I felt like a deer caught on the road in some ones headlights.

"ALICE!" I yelped. "This isn't water, what the hell is it???"

"It's new Bella its really healthy for you and tastes great, so the salesperson told me!" It didn't taste like water at all actually it tasted like an energy drink, but I've only tasted one of those and that was a month ago since Edward banned me from drinking them after the last incident. "Only the best for you Bella!"

"Alice I told you not to buy me anything else." Of course it was just like her to buy me stuff I didn't need. But I trusted her and she knew I wasn't aloud to have energy drinks anymore so it must really be a new product.

"So what is this all about anyway Emmett?" I asked, I was really curious.

"Who is this Emmett you speak of young maiden." He told me

"Umm…. you?" I feel so confuzzled. A bright flash took my sight away for a second I looked over to see Alice with a camera in her hand. I will have to find some way to smash it later!

"My name is The Mysterious King Loving in Desecrated Clouds, of course you could just refer to me as King or Mysterious King even Great King will work." I stared at him like he'd gone crazy.

"Umm Emmett…"

"KING!" he yelled interrupting me. Now I'm really starting to get mad about all this

"Ok King then, why am I being held captive if I have done nothing wrong?"

"Ah that's where your wrong young human, well I suppose your not wrong your very right actually but to answer your question you are being held captive so that we might annoy/terrorize The Charismatic Gigolo!"

"Who is that?" I think I had an idea but they wouldn't name him that, would they

"Why its Edward of course!"

I'm pretty sure my mouth hit the floor at that, "Really Bella, its not so hard to figure out." Oh I know it isn't but they are so going to be dead when he hears them calling him that in their minds.

"I suppose not." I said. Emmett smiled triumphantly like he was keeping score of something "but that answers why I'm being held captive but why all the fuss……. And the clothes?"

Alice answered this one for me, "We were board last night so we started plotting some hypothetical situations and came across one, we like to call it operation S.B.T.W.F.C.M.C.B.T.I.B.I.C.F.M! and decided that since it sounded like so much fun we would do it! The clothes are just part of the fun and plan."

"Ok Alice…."

I was interrupted yet again by Emmett, I could feel the anger bubbling inside me now "You may address her as The Insane Duchess of Orientation, Duchess, Insane One, or Insane Duchess!"

"Ok um Insane One?"

"Yes Bella?"

"WHAT THE HELL DOES S.B.T.W.F.C.M.C.B.T.I.B.I.C.F.M STAND FOR!!!" wow that was a surprise I actually remembered all that, I feel proud.

"Calm down Bella."

"CALM DOWN MY GOD MY ARMS AND LEGS ARE DUCT TAPPED ALICE, DON'T EVEN TRY TO INTERUPT ME EMMETT!!!!!!" I am so mad now. "MY GOODNESS, YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK NOW YOU TELL ME THIS IS HAPPENING FOR AMUSEMENT!!!"

"Well yeah" he said.

How come they get all the fun I mean I just get to sit here like a lump all day waiting for Edward to rescue me. Gosh this sucks. Unless…… no I couldn't, but why do they get all the fun. Plus It would make it way better for them if Edward came to rescue me and really I didn't want to be rescued and we ended up pranking him instead! Perfect, now just to ask them.

"Uh …um…well…do I get to be part of this?" I was so embarrassed; this was so not like me. By the stunned look on Emmett's face I could tell he thought so too but Alice looked unsurprised as always.

"I have to discuss this with the Duchess give us a sec." He told me in his best professional voice.

I waited patiently while they had a lengthy discussion but after a while I found myself slipping towards the floor so I was lying down. I couldn't right myself with my arms "tied" behind my back so I was struggling to sit up when Alice and Emmett walked up to me.

Both started laughing right of at how silly I'm sure a looked.

"Would you two stop laughing and tell me what you decided?" She said with a tone of annoyance pushing through her hopefulness.

"Well we decided…"

"Oh come on you guys I could help you out. We could leave a ransom note for Edward and then he would try to save me, but you see I'll be working with you and against him so we can find a way to prank him or something and totally confuse, anger, make sad (in other words make him emotionally unstable) then make fun of him!" I practically pleaded

They both looked at me with impressed looks. After a few moments of silence Emmett asked, "Why do you want to do all this Bella?"

"Emmett I need something to distract myself, I miss him so much and this looks like a really good distraction and some way I can get some laughs today." I told him with an evil grin, "plus I owe Edward for the many times he dazzles me, I see this as a perfect way of revenge!"

Emmett looked at me with his own evil grin, "Bella welcome to Operation S.B.T.W.F.C.M.C.B.T.I.B.I.C.F.M Evil Minion # 2, I here by christen you The Royal Cowardly Monkey!"

"Emmett where did you get that name from?" I asked him in a surprised tone

"My brain Bella now come on, we have to go back to our secret hide out we must tell you about Operation S.B.T.W.F.C.M.C.B.T.I.B.I.C.F.M and go over all our plans with you." He swished his cape before jumping out my window, from the ground I heard him yell "Alice get Bella's costume ready and meet me in The Poison Dream."

I turned to Alice who was holding up a hanger with a lot of mix, matched clothing on it, "Alice oops I mean Duchess I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT OPERATION S.B.T.W.F.C.M.C.B.T.I.B.I.C.F.M STANDS FOR!"

"All in due time Oh Cowardly one, all in due time." she said in a quite thoughtful voice. "Now put on your costume before The King gets really mad I'll wait here for you to change."

Will you ever find out what Operation S.B.T.W.F.C.M.C.B.T.I.B.I.C.F.M stands for!

What plans do Emmett and Alice I mean The King and Duchess have?

What is the Poison Dream?

And where is the Secret Hideout?

A/N I avoided Emmett's POV for this chapter I'm sorry if its confusing, its just so much fun to write and it makes sense to me I forget that not everyone thinks like me sometimes ha ha so I'm sorry and will try to do better!

Also hope this was a good Chapter I enjoyed writing it ha ha

TTFN (TA TA FOR NOW)

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