I do not own iCarly, or any of the characters. Except a few I make up, such as Amy featured in this chapter.

iDidn't Kill Them Chapter 1

It was a normal day for Carly Shay, she went to school, went home, and now she was hanging out with her friends Sam Puckette and Freddie Benson. They were talking about what they wanted to do for their next iCarly show.

"So does anyone have any ideas?" Carly asked walking over to the fridge.

"Why don't we do a segment where we make fun of Freddie's hair." said Sam. Freddie just shot her an evil stare.

"We need to be serious, Sam." said Carly. "And nothing to do with Freddie."

"Fine!" said Sam sitting down. "We could talk about how much we hate Amy Vetrinez."

"We would have to have an hour long show to do that." said Freddie.

"Yeah, and we still couldn't fit it all in." said Carly. "She picked a fight with me today."

"Doesn't she try to fight you like every day?" Sam asked.

"Yeah, but today she did more then just insult me, she insulted iCarly." said Carly, sitting next to Sam. "Including you guys and Spencer. So I started yelling at her so she yelled back. I just wanted to punch her."

"Did you?" Freddie asked.

"No, Mrs. Briggs walked up and said if we didn't stop yelling she would give us a weeks detention." said Carly. "I can't stand to sit in detention with Amy, not to mention having it with Mrs. Briggs."

"Yeah, I'm with you there." said Sam. "But I still wish you would have punched her, then maybe she would stop being such a snob."

"I don't think even that would stop her." said Freddie. "She's one of the most annoying people on the planet."

"So why don't we make a segment about what annoys us most." said Carly.

"Thats a great idea." said Sam looking at Freddie.

"Nothing that involves Freddie." said Carly.

"Fine!" said Sam.

Authors Note: Alright that is the end of the first chapter of my first iCarly fic. Its kind of short as my first chapters sometimes are. I will put the next chapter up soon, and I hope that I will get lots of reviews!