Like Seriously?

By Katie

Pairing: Chadpay

Rating: K+

A/N: I'm trying an all-dialogue fic like Literature Is Life. She is absolutely brilliant, so I thought I might give this a try as well. So thank you LIL for the idea. :) Oh, and I'm done centering my stories. Hehe.

Disclaimer: I don't own Chad Danforth, Sharpay Evans, High School Musical, etc.

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"Hello, Chad."

"Evans, did you just call me by my given first name?"

"What do you think, Smart One?"

"And so begins another witty conversation."

"Oh please, Danforth, you give yourself too much credit. You? Witty?"

"Your sarcasm isn't appreciated."

"That wasn't sarcastic, imbecile."

"Did you just call me an imbecile?"

"I believe I did."

"Imbecile? That's the best you could come up with?"

"I'm having an off day, alright?"

"Evans, please. Your insults make people cry, and the best you can come up with imbecile? That's a 1920's insult!"

"Are you trying to annoy me?"

"Is it working?"

"This isn't amusing."

"Really? I find it pretty funny."

"Then again, someone with the your IQ might find something like annoying me 'funny' or 'cute' or 'dope' or whatever you basketball freaks say."

"See! That, my friend, was a legitimate insult."

"Whatever."

"Whatever?"

"Whatever, whenever, wherever."

"Kinky."

"Get your head out of the gutter, Danforth."

"I like it where it is, thank you."

"Can I leave you now? I tire of your company."

"Do you have to talk like a character in a Shakespearean play?"

"Does it...bother you?"

"Sort of."

"Then yes, I do have to talk like Romeo and Juliet."

"..."

"Speechless, Danforth?"

"I ran out of things to say."

"Lovely. Goodbye Danforth."

"Goodbye Lady Macbeth."

"That's really not funny."

"Really? It's not?"

"Lunch is almost over. You have 60 seconds left to bother me."

"Glad you love me so much, Shar."

"58."

"Kiss me, you fool!"

"What?"

"I've always wanted to say that."

"Whatever. 54."

"Hey, wait-"

"51."

"Stop it, Evans."

"49."

"I said stop."

"Does it look like I care? 48."

"Are you using a new conditioner?"

"...What?"

"Your hair looks shinier."

"Don't try to butter me up."

"I'm not trying to. Just wanted to let you know that the glare off of your head is blinding me."

"That's absolutely fascinating. You know Danforth, I admire your own choice of hairstyle."

"Somehow I doubt that."

"No, really. I hear it's hard to pull off the whole weeds-in-your-front yard-look-better hairstyle."

"You know what-"

"38. Tick-tock."

"I think I'd rather talk to Gabriella."

"Oh please! That Goody Two-shoes has nothing on me."

"Must you be so ego maniacal?"

"Must you act so intellectually inferior to me?"

"I'm leaving."

"No, Danforth, wait!"

"Oh, NOW you want to talk to me."

"Danforth, please."

"Evans, really. We can continue this conversation tonight. I see you every night."

"Yes, but, who else will I insult for the next...22 seconds?"

"I'm sure you'll be fine."

"But-"

"Bye, Sharpay."

"...Bye Chad."

"You know, I kind of like this first-name thing?"

"Don't get used to it."

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:) So. Please no "so cute" or anything reviews. Chadpay isn't cute...it's so much more!