Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, and this is purely fan-made, and it's based on John Tucker must die and I do not own it either. THIS IS PURELY fan-made altered to suit the teenage-or-above audience.

Haruno Sakura's footsteps could hardly be heard. It was as loud as a feather dropping. She walked around curiously in a graceful manner, looking around her new high school-to-be. 'No one around, huh?' she thought to herself, smiling in an unfathomable manner. She felt a sense of déjà vu rippling through her entire body. (NOTE: Sakura may sound graceful, but she can be clumsy as well. According to her moods in the story.)

It was the summer vacation. Haruno Sakura kept quiet. It was weird for her to keep quiet; she was usually talkative, but then again, there was no one around to talk to right now.

In the stillness she felt peace, but in silence she felt… incomplete. Haruno Sakura sat on a chair, twirling her pink hair. Her eyes were glassy and difficult to read.

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She stirred on her bed one morning, moaning. Sunlight was creeping through the window. She cursed inwardly at the sight of the blinding light. Then suddenly her thoughts fell on something else. She froze, her eyes immediately bulging in shock.

"KYAAAAAA!!!!" I'm LAAATE!!!" Sakura yelled, flying off her bed in an extremely unladylike manner, reaching for her clothes and heading for the shower.

About twenty minutes later she arrived panting and sweating like a dog at the school compound. "MATEEEEE!!!!(WAAAAIIIT!!!)" she yelled when she saw the door at the entrance to the classroom block closing.

Haruno Sakura was ready; she was BORN for it. In a crouching position, ready to strike, she yelled "EICH…NII…SAN!!!!"(3..2..1!) and zoomed past the nicely planted flowers (now ruined -.-) for the door.

"WOOHOO!!! I made it!!" she screamed in triumph, running for her classroom. 'One thing I HAVE to be thankful for' thought Sakura, 'is my good memory.' So she automatically knew where her first classroom was. She dashed upstairs with great surprising speed for the classroom.

AND the BEST part is that Sakura couldn't stop herself. Like, PHYSICALLY. She continued diving straight for the door. She widened her eyes in horror and started to scream. "NOOO!!! BITCH, STOOOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Few minutes ago…

The black-haired boy(Chicken ass, who else?) was staring moodily out of the window. His blonde friend was standing on the table in front of him, making a lot of noise and commotion (No teacher around.)

"AH! Soooooo Kee-ba! (O.o) You want ME to race Your DOG at lunch??" he said loudly, grinning toothily. (This is the 4th time he's said that to attract attention.) At the side a girl with white eyes whimpered, worried for the blonde as to what will happen to him at lunchtime. The boy sitting beside him nodded calmly.

"You win, you get your bloody ramen," he smirked.

"Ahaha. AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!" o.O Everyone else sweat dropped at the blonde's signature "Evil" laughter.

"But IF you LOSE to my dog-"

"BUT WHAT? AHA. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!" Naruto the idiot scoffed loudly. "No need to say what YOU'LL get. Cos I, NARUTOTHATWILLBECOMETHEFUTUREHOKAGEOFTHISGENERATIONWILLWIN-"

In the midst of the commotion Hyuuga Neji tapped the black-haired boy ferociously. He turned to the back to face him, knowing it to be something important. "What is it?" His sharp voice rang through.

Neji's white eyes were wide with fear of some sort. "Someone's coming- at high speed- looks like he's gonna land on something hard if you don't catch him!!" he said loudly for everyone to hear.

But everyone was too engrossed with the commotion between Naruto and Kiba. Before he could ask when 'that person' was going to reach, Neji gave him a weird final look.

And said, "THINK FAST."