Title: Yeah and while you're at it, threaten the blonde (!)

Author: Sakura x Kisu

Pairing: NaruHina

Genre: Humour/SLIGHT romance

Summary: Hyuuga Neji and Hyuuga Hiashi were well known for their overprotective behaviour. But, how far could they really go until the shurikens needed to be taken out?

"Damn!" 19 year-old Uzumaki Naruto remarked, clearly shocked by his appearance.

His usually spiky, dishevelled blonde hair was gelled back, a slight flick at the back.

His usual orange shirt and blue jeans were currently replaced by a black, sleek tuxedo, the neckline of white shirt underneath the black jacket a little too high up for his liking.

But, even if he hated his hair being gelled back and high necklines, he couldn't help but admit it – that he looked pretty good in a tuxedo.

He turned around for the umpteenth time, viewing his body in the mirrors around him, his lips positioned into a small "o".

"Naruto," Even after the stern voice of his fiancé's cousin calling to him, he continued to spin around in a circle.

"Naruto," However, as soon as he heard the sterner voice of his fiance's father, he stopped immediately, taking a few steps back from dizziness.

"Y–Yes, Hiashi-san," Even though he would never admit it face-to-face, Naruto was scared.

Well, more like, intimidated – yes, he was intimidated by Hyuuga Hiashi. Though Hyuuga Neji could be slightly daunting at times, Hyuuga Hiashi was….well, even if you didn't want to, you'd automatically respect him, probably out of fear.

"Naruto, I need to talk to you," Hiashi stated in monotone.

"So do I," Neji added, also in monotone. Naruto nodded, gulping audibly, as he waited for them to continue.

"Naruto," Hiashi began, deciding to take huge strides around the shaking blonde boy, "Do you know why I let Hinata marry you?"

"N–No, Hiashi-san," Naruto stammered, trying to keep his voice normal.

Hiashi stopped walking around him, and stopped in front of him.

"Because she deserves happiness," He stated sharply, Neji nodding approvingly behind Hiashi.

Naruto gulped again, before nodding with the two of them.

And, after at least a few more seconds of nodding, Hiashi continued to speak.

"So, Naruto, if [you] ever, ever decide to be…adulterous, know this; you will not get out of this marriage unscathed," Hiashi stated, his voice possessing a murderous tone to it.

"Yes, I repeat; You will not get out of this marriage unscathed," Neji repeated, nodding his head unison with Hiashi.

Naruto gulped for the umpteenth time, before nodding along with them.

They spent a few more seconds nodding, until Hiashi left the room, Neji following him loyally.

And, the moment the door was slammed shut, Naruto let out a long sigh.

"God," Naruto began, loosening the first few buttons of his shirt and running a hand through his head, regardless of the fact that his hand was covered in hairgel and that he'd have to gel his hair back again.

"I never knew Neji could be such a kiss-ass."