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As you can see Saku/Shika and Saku/Ita are neck and neck so I will just have to do two one-shots. I think that would be fair. Ciao!
Chapter 5: Hello Akatsuki.
"Sakura, you're leaving us?"
"You guys, it's just a solo mission. Calm down, I will be back in less than a week."
"Saku, will see you then.
'At least someone is sensible'
"Bye"
"Bye" They chorused together.
'Damn, how hard can finding the Akatsuki 's base can be!
As she runs through the village of Snow where the Akatsuki's base was rumored to be. She went into the a bar where it was said that Kisame visited regularly. There he was, the man of a famed group of swordsman and even more famous Akatsuki member. He was without his partner so it should be easy. When she entered the bar, all of the male patrons of the bar quickly turned to stare at her. Some with lust in their eyes, others with curiosity as to why an attractive young woman in her right mind would come in a shabby place like this. She didn't look like a working girl in a black leather trench coat over sophisticated little black dress with heeled snow boots that look as if they just ran off the runway and she walked with a elegant grace of someone born to a family of aristocrats. When she walked directly towards Kisame and he instantly sobered up, they all knew this teenage female was no one to fuck with.
She stopped right in front of him and took a seat. Then turned to face him and whisper in his ear. "Hello, Kisame Hoshigaki, now take me to the base or else."
Kisame stood up in anger and took a threatening step towards Sakura thinking to frighten her, she didn't budge. "Little girl, don't you dare think to command me!"
A flash of black covered her eyes as she lifted the man at least four times her weight and one and a half times her height up a few inches off the ground. "Yes, I do dare, now be a good little fishy and I may not kill you!."
"Haruno." At that name most of the people occupying the bar left in a rush.
She threw him down to the ground to make a point as she followed right behind him to stomp on his back with her heels the were infused with charka and caused minor bleeding and bruised abdomen . When the chilling teen bent down to his level to whisper in his ear. "Get your moronic self off the floor and show me where the base is immediately. This is the last time I will 'ask' you without more consequences and the outcome does not look to good for you. So will you show me the location or will I have to use force."
"Fine, you little brat." He said as he tried to lift himself from the floor as she gave him a drop kick as soon as he managed to stand up right. "What the hell was that for?"
She waved her finger in front of him like a mother scolding her child. "Tsk, you should know better, insulting your superiority. I bet you don't speak that way to Pein/(Pain, what ever you want to call him.) and especially not Madara. You would be sleeping with the fishes (no pun intend) or perhaps Davy Jones's locker (again no pun intended) if you did."
"Haruno-san, please follow me." He stepped outside as a burst of arctic wind swept through.
She stood on her toes and mockingly petted his head. "Now there's a good boy, yes you are, yes you are such a good boy!" The unusual high-pitched girly voice coming from her mouth made even her want puke.
'Damn this girl to hell!' Kisame thought as he showed the powerful kunoichi the base of the Akatsuki.
"We're here." He stated in a agitated voice.
"No, duh." Her tone was of annoyance and boredom.
Suddenly, all of the Akatsuki members appeared a couple of meters away.
"Kisame, why is there a girl with you?"
"KISAME, YOU KNOW THE RULES! ALL TOYS GO BACK WHERE THEY BELONG!"
Sakura gave a frustrated sigh and mumbled "Why do I have to deal with imbeciles all damn day!"
"Girl, what is your purpose here?" Asked Hidan.
With a few shattered black cherry blossoms, Sakura appeared behind him with her fingers digging into his neck, drawing blood.
"It's Haruno-sama to you." A few quick intakes of breath were heard.
"It is you, Haruno, I guess that saves us time trying to send someone to recruit you. You should join Akatsuki."
She gave a small chuckle at his proposal. "Actually I'm here to deliver a treaty." She takes the scroll out of her pouch and tossed it in their direction. Sakura left with a 'Ciao!'
'She scares me.'
"Kisame, why the hell did you bring that girl here." Asked Kakuzu.
They finally noticed the blood and bruises on Kisame.
"Ha, Kisame got his ass handed to him by a teenage girl! This shit is hilarious, yeah!"
The fish man's turn a vibrant angrily red, which made him look purple.
"Tobi thinks Kisame bursting a blood vessel."
That's the last straw for Kisame. He starts chasing after Tobi with his Samehada. "Get your dumb ass back here!"
Tobi runs behind Deidara "No, Tobi's a good boy!"
'To think this is Akatsuki.'
"Tobi, shut your bipolar ass up, yeah!" (No offence to bipolar/s!)
Guess who/s said 'To think this is Akatsuki.'
Hint: it was 4 people!
Also, I think I should bring inner Sakura back for a little commentary fun. I'm running out of ideas. I have ideas for later chapters but I need something to fill the rest in so feel free to give me your suggestions.
Merry Christmas
From a Saku/Ita lover
Cherryblossom222