Wario was placing garlic around the outside of his house, wearing his WarioWare outfit as he was whistling to himself, shaking his butt as he then turned around to see Waluigi walking right up to him.

"So, how was that date with your dumb, ugly turtle friend?" Wario remarked as he folded his arms together. "It looks like you two have quite the night."

"Oh shut up." Waluigi murmured in annoyance as he placed his right hand on his face. "Watroopa had the hots for the stupid black Shy Guy... I guess I'm just destined to not be in love with anyone."

"Good, because I got news for you." Wario stated as he pulled in Waluigi, placing his own face in Waluigi's face. "There's only room for one love for you, Wally old chum."

And then in the most shocking matter possible, Wario gave Waluigi a big smooch on the lips, much to Waluigi's disgust as he flailed his arms about, spitting in disgust as Wario laughed, pointing at himself.

"And that's a-me. Wario! Wa ha ha!" Wario boasted as he felt justified, with Waluigi coughing as he could feel Wario's germs going throughout all of his body.

THE REAL END