Epilogue: The Twelve Gifts of Crashmas

On the first day of Crashmas a Grendler gave to me,

The parts for a new ATV.

On the second day of Crashmas a Grendler gave to me,

Another DiaGlove,

And the parts for a new ATV.

On the third day of Crashmas a Grendler gave to me,

Three new tents,

Another DiaGlove,

And the parts for a new ATV.

On the fourth day of Crashmas a Grendler gave to me,

Spare converter coils,

Three new tents,

Another DiaGlove,

And the parts for a new ATV.

On the fifth day of Crashmas a Grendler gave to me,

FIVE CASES OF SPIROLINA!!

Spare converter coils,

Three new tents,

Another DiaGlove,

And the parts for a new ATV.

On the sixth day of Crashmas a Grendler gave to me,

Synth-Spice Ingredients,

FIVE CASES OF SPIROLINA!!

Spare converter coils,

Three new tents,

Another DiaGlove,

And the parts for a new ATV.

On the seventh day of Crashmas, a Grendler gave to me,

Seven pocket gennies,

Synth-Spice Ingredients,

FIVE CASES OF SPIROLINA!!

Spare converter coils,

Three new tents,

Another DiaGlove,

And the parts for a new ATV.

On the eighth day of Crashmas, a Grendler gave to me,

Nav-Beacon panels,

Seven pocket gennies,

Synth-Spice Ingredients,

FIVE CASES OF SPIROLINA!!

Spare converter coils,

Three new tents,

Another DiaGlove,

And the parts for a new ATV.

On the ninth day of Crashmas, a Grendler gave to me,

Surplus winter clothing,

Nav-Beacon panels,

Seven pocket gennies,

Synth-Spice Ingredients

FIVE CASES OF SPIROLINA!!

Spare converter coils,

Three new tents,

Another DiaGlove,

And the parts for a new ATV.

On the tenth day of Crashmas, a Grendler gave to me,

Ten Gear headsets,

Surplus winter clothing,

Nav-Beacon panels,

Seven pocket gennies,

Synth-Spice Ingredients

FIVE CASES OF SPIROLINA!!

Spare converter coils,

Three new tents,

Another DiaGlove,

And the parts for a new ATV.

On the eleventh day of Crashmas, a Grendler gave to me,

Zero-Unit Upgrades,

Ten Gear headsets,

Surplus winter clothing,

Nav-Beacon panels,

Seven pocket gennies,

Synth-Spice Ingredients

FIVE CASES OF SPIROLINA!!

Spare converter coils,

Three new tents,

Another DiaGlove,

And the parts for a new ATV.

On the twelfth day of Crashmas, a Grendler gave to me,

A dry shower unit,

Zero program upgrades,

Ten Gear headsets,

Surplus winter clothing,

Nav-Beacon panels,

Seven pocket gennies,

Synth-Spice Ingredients

FIVE CASES OF SPIROLINA!!

Spare converter coils,

Three new tents,

Another DiaGlove,

And the parts for a new ATV.

--The Martin Classic Crashmas Carols Library