Disclaimer: Winnie does not own any of the inuyasha characters, they belong to Rumiko Takahasi sadly, I do not own know your satars either that's from a show called 'All That' which went off air years ago this is my first fanfic go easy on me please.

Know your stars inu style

First up:

Inuyasha!!!

Inu comes into the relatively empty room except for the chair in the middle and sits on said chair

Dark Idiot: know your stars, know your stars, know your stars

Inuyasha, he wears colour contacts

Inu: I Do Not … What's contacts?

DI: it means your eye colour is fake ya moron --

Inu: What!!!!!!!!!! My eye colour is real!!!!!!! You're the moron if you believe the crap coming out of your mouth!!!!!!

DI: That's what you want us to believe

Inu: I really hate you

Di:

Inu: well what are you waiting for Bitch?

DI: Inuyasha, his favourite food is shit

Inu: that's not me that's Koga

DI: blaming other people now are we

Inu: I'm telling the truth bitch

DI: suuure you are

Inu: GRRRR

DI: Inuyasha, Naraku is his best friend

Inu: this is ridiculous I want to kill Naraku, why would I want to befriend someone I hate

DI: you want to kill him so nobody else will have him

Inu: no that's what Naraku wants to do to Kikyo

DI: don't say such vile words

Inu: what about Naraku and Kikyo

DI: no saying the clay pot's name

Inu: I really don't get you

DI: Inuyasha, he wants to marry his brother Sessomaru

Inu: NO WAY IN HELL WOULD I WANT TO MARRY MY BROTHER!!!

DI: why would you rather marry Naraku?

Inu: NO NO NO NO NO

DI: typical I get this a lot

Inu: really?

DI: nope! I got ya. Ha I can't believe you fell for that (starts laughing hysterically)

Inu: you're a cruel Bitch you know that

DI: yup and proud of it

Inu: aquwerd

DI: wow difficult word for someone who can't do math and you said it wrong it's acquired not aquwerd

Inu: are you saying I'm stupid?

DI: duh! Yes!

Inu: I am not fucking stupid you're the one who can't get her facts straight

DI: say that again and I'll torture you till you're black and blue

Inu: ohh. big threat you sure you can carry it out

DI: I know so Bastard

Inu: Well bring it

Winnie: looks like I got to break up the fight. Please review and I might post another chapter with kagome next time. No flames please remember this is my first fanfic, I'm a rookie go easy on me, constructive criticism only. TY