Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.

This is a little something I thought would be funny. So I decided why not put it up before anyone else gets the idea. I hope everyone can get a laugh or two from this. I'm sorry I couldn't just write the website name, it would always disappear, so I had to find a way around it.

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Chapter 1: Rukia Finds FFdotNet

Rukia, because she was always in the human world eventually discovered the wonders of the internet. She discovered FanFictionDotNet She began her little adventure by looking at the BLEACH fanfiction. What Rukia read during those four hours were the most scarring.

"I did what with Ichigo!?" Rukia asked yelling as Ichigo looked at her, confused on his bed.

"What did you do with me?" Ichigo asked confused as Rukia minimized the page.

"Nothing." Rukia said as Ichigo fell asleep. Rukia read all kinds of fics. Some were cute even if it was her and Renji. It made her think of the red head for a moment. That is until she got to the lemony part. That was when she clicked off and went to a different story. She was more horrified as she read stories with her and Hanataro. She gagged at lemons with her and Orihime. She vomited at the DETAILED relations she 'had' with her Nii-sama. She closed off the page, turned off the computer, and retreated to her little closet. She lay there wide awake for half the night. The words of the fanfics; running through her head, unable to let her sleep. She sighed as she stood up and walked to Ichigo. "Hey Ichigo, I can't sleep." Rukia said as Ichigo woke up with a groan.

"What did you have a bad dream?" Ichigo asked as he looked at Rukia.

"…………….Yeah." Rukia said as she sat on Ichigo's bed. "Please tell me you humans have something for this." Rukia said as she looked at Ichigo with puppy eyes. Ichigo sighed as he opened a drawer, pulled out a bottle, and handed it to Rukia.

"Here, drink one of these with water. You should start felling sleepy right away. It helps me when I can't sleep." Ichigo said as he went back to sleep.

"Thank you Ichigo." Rukia took the bottle and went to the kitchen. There, she drank a glass of water and one of the pills. She slowly walked back up the stairs, feeling drowsier with every step. "Ichigo was right, this works quicker than I thought." Rukia said as she stumbled back to Ichigo's room. She wobbled as she tried to walk back to the closet. Instead, she threw herself on Ichigo's bed and fell asleep. Ichigo turned as he felt around his bed. He sat up as he saw Rukia asleep. Ichigo sighed as he made himself a bit more room on his bed.

"Really Rukia, you're something else." Ichigo said as he covered Rukia with his blanket. He blushed as Rukia, in her sleepy daze hugged Ichigo.

"The fanfics……keep them away from me, Ichigo." Rukia said in her sleep as Ichigo let out another sigh.

"What the hell is she talking about?" Ichigo asked himself as he looked at his computer. "I'll check tomorrow." Ichigo said as he tried to forget being hugged by the petite brunette and went to sleep.

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I hope you guys enjoyed this. This was something I felt like doing when I'm not working on my other stories. I assure you guys. I'll try to finish those stories. But for now, enjoy this story as well. Remember review so that I can put up the next victim. –evilish snicker-