Chemical Plumbers: Live In Concert!

- Mog Anarchy -

Welcome to the smallest music conventions of 2007-2008: Chemical Brothers: Live In Concert!

Here; you're guaranteed to find a whole bunch of Mario-Luigi-Peach-Bowser-Yoshi (the works!) Themed songfics, fitted to a wide range of music genres - something for every single plumbers fan!

- Got a song request?

If there's a song you're dying to be turned into a terrible Mario themed songfic - then just drop me a PM, detailing the title, artist, and any other random comment you like.

Enjoy.

- Dixie A. Stonehall.

(Don't forget to sing along!)

- (A fan of my songfics? Check out my sister project: Pocket-Sized-Monsters: Live In Concert!)

(Arctic Monkeys - Fake Tales Of San Francisco)

"Fake Tales Of The Beanbean Kingdom"

Fake Tales of Beanbean Kingdom...
Flying through the room,
As interesting as a plumber...
Without a super mushroom!
There was a great old adventure, yeah...
With the monsters and kidnapping of Princess Peach...
And all the Beanbean money that we earned there...
Exchanged for ten coins each!

I don't want to hear this!
(Throw me out, throw me out)
I don't want to hear, you know
(Throw me out, through me out)
I don't want to hear it...
(Stop telling me... Just get out!)
I don't want to hear this...
I don't want to hear your...

Fake Tales of Beanbean Kingdom...
Floating in the air...
And there's a few weird toads in the back,
All wishing they went there!

And as the rocking chair creaks,
The old miner's voice squeaks,
We'll all be dashing for that exit,
Just don't listen to the tales, run outside,
"Back my in day" He whimpers from the back,
"We had no Cackletta"
"And everyone was all fine..."

I don't want to hear that,
(Throw him out, throw him out!)
I don't want to hear; you know
(Shot him out, Scream and shout!)

Yeah but his dog thinks it's amazing, though
So all that's left,
Is the proof that dog's not only mad but deaf...

They talk of Teehee Valley, or to Stardust Fields,
I don't quite know the distance,
But I'm sure that's far...
But I'm sure we could go by car...

And yeah, I'd love to throw them both in the dustbin,
They're not from Mushroom Kingdom, they're from Brooklyn!
So get off the Game Boy, and put down the guidebook!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Get off the Game Boy and put down the guidebook!
Get off the Game Boy and put down the guidebook!
Get off the Game Boy and put down the guidebook!

Get off the Game Boy and put down the guidebook!
Yeah...

Disclaimer - This is written to the Arctic Monkeys' 'Fake Tales Of San Francisco', they wrote the original song, I parodied it. I also didn't invent any elements of the Beanbean Kingdom, or the Mario Brothers for that matter.

(Not wanting to be sued by record labels or video game companies - Dixie A. Stonehall.)