Disclaimer: The characters and situations of Harry Potter depicted in this story are the legal property of J.K. Rowling, Bloomsbury, and Warner Brothers, and have been used without permission. No copyright infringement is intended

Author's Note: This story is just a cute little dialogue I came up with when I was watching two of my friends argue. Basically Hermione hasn't seen Blaise in 5 years and all of a sudden he just strolls into a lift with her as if nothing was wrong. Of course randomness may ensue. You don't have to review if you don't want to; just give my story a chance, thank you, Zainab Saigol.

Lift Conversations

Ding

"Zabini…?"

"Granger."

"But, but…"

"Yes?"

"Hello…"

"Hello Mrs. Granger."

"So that's it!? That's all I get!?"

"Excuse me?"

"5 bloody years Zabini! 5 of them!'

"I think I should leave…"

"But the lift hasn't even stopped yet!"

"Well… Yes, it hasn't."

"You left me five years ago, pregnant with our son!"

"We have a son! A five year old son!"

"Well… No, but you still left me!"

"Hermione…"

"Don't you 'Hermione' me Blaise Zabini! I have dated you for 2 years! We were engaged for 6 months, and bloody married for another 6 months! Then one morning: poof, your gone!"

"Yes, but I left for you! I had too"

"We've been married for 5 and a half years! And out of that how much have I seen you!? SIX BLOODY MONTHS!"

"I never took my ring off; I'm still wearing it…"

"So am I…"

"I've missed you! So bloody much!"

"Why'd you leave me?"

"I didn't deserve you"

"But I loved you!"

"And I love you! And now I do deserve you, because I haven't gone near a woman in 5 years!"

"What about men?"

"I'm not bloody gay!"

"Just checking!"

"I love you."

"I love you too."

Ding