Author's Note: Sorry it's been so long. First there was Christmas, then New Years, and then I started 2nd semester of college and I work full time. I promise not to neglect this story so much anymore. So…back to the story.
Keeping their move in together was very difficult to keep to themselves since midget man and Bitch had decided to start screaming at the top of their lungs as they grabbed their things to leave. After firmly threatening them with his cane, House successfully got them to leave. The damage was done though and within the hour, every nurse was buzzing with their newfound gossip. A half hour after that, Cameron was in his office, steaming mad.
"I can't even do my work without a nurse coming up to me and asking if it's true that we moved in together And they're asking stupid questions on top of that! Do you have a dungeon? Is it true that you keep spikes on your canes at home to beat salesmen with? And then there are the embarrassing questions!"
House looked up at her slyly. "Like what?"
Cameron blushed.
"They want to know very personal things that I would never tell them about you because it's none of their business!"
Cameron threw her hands in the air and turned around. A low growl came from her as she spotted three nurses spying in through the window. She stalked to the door and threw it open.
"LEAVE US ALONE!"
They scattered and she turned back to House.
"See?"
"They're just trying to get a rise out of you. Start telling them weird things and then they'll leave you alone. Do they know about…"
Cameron shook her head and a silent understanding passed between them that it wasn't the time to let them know about their small surprise. Wilson knocked on the door and let himself in.
"I heard what's happening and just wanted to stop by and see if everything is alright."
Cameron nodded and took a seat in a chair.
"It's just frustrating and if this is how they act when we move in I can just see the reaction when our other news comes out. This is going to get ugly very fast."
Another knock on the door interrupted them. A young nurse intern poked his head in.
"Doctor Cameron? There's a lot of commotion outside about you and Dr.House. Maybe if you answer the questions they'll go away."
Cameron grinned as if an idea came to her and nodded, following the intern. House grabbed Wilson's arm and pulled him along. There was no way that he was going to miss this little explosion. A few seconds later and they were standing behind Cameron. She was standing in front of the entire nursing staff and some doctors. It was amazing to see how many people were involved with this. Cuddy was standing off to the side, not wanting to get involved unless she had to.
"I am going to end this," Cameron started. "Yes he does have a dungeon and that is where I'm kept at night. No spikes on the cane though because he leaves them on the whips. No, I am not being blackmailed into dating him and no I am not secretly homeless which is why I moved in with him in the first place. His penis is ten inches and I am knocked up and very hormonal right now. Anything I'm missing?
At the silence, she nodded and headed back to the office. Everyone's eyes turned to House and he frowned at the group.
"She rounded down, I swear."
At this, he followed his very angry girlfriend and Wilson dutifully followed his friend. Once they were back in the office, everyone started laughing.
"I can't believe you told them all of that!" Wilson wheezed. "That was great."
Cameron shrugged.
"They deserved it. And I let the thing loose with the baby because no one can keep their mouth shut. Sorry I didn't wait."
"That's okay. It had to come out eventually."
A tentative knock on the door had them both turning towards Cuddy.
"I told you," House explained to her, "I can't have naughty time anymore. Good God woman you are insatiable."
He was rewarded with a swat to the shoulder from Cameron. Cuddy held up an envelope.
"I need a favor from you two. In about three months, there's going to be a fundraiser held for SIDS and I wanted to know if you both would be willing to attend."
"No."
Cameron glared at him. "It's for a worthy cause."
"Then that's a definite no."
"We're going."
"Nope."
Cuddy saw the look in Cameron's eyes and decided to leave before she became angry at her. She put the envelope with two tickets on House's desk.
"RSVP soon if you're going."
She left and Cameron turned to House.
"I am going and if you don't come, we're going to have problems. I know you have to maintain your reputation but if you won't support a charity for something that might happen to our baby, then you're not pretending to be a bastard anymore, you'll be one. I'm going to head to the store after work to buy a dress so I'll see you at home. Goodbye."
House watched her turn around and leave. Wilson looked at his friend.
"I'm going. It's not going to be so bad."
Shit.
Short chapter but they'll get better in the next chapter. Promise.