A/N: a B Weird Production...Whoot! Enjoy

A Weird: Why are there no stories by both of us?

B Weird: Beeeeeecause? Honestly I have no idea, how about you help with this one?

A Weird: YEAH I'M HELPING

B Weird: It's called Co-wrighting

A Weird: Yeah, that

B Weird: And this is why I'm the one wrighting the stories...

Disclaimer: I no own Naruto!

On with the story...

Once apon a time there lived a weathy king by the surname Uchiha. And every year the Uchiha's would hold a contest of sorts to find the prince his queen, the remainders always becoming a herem. But as fate would have it everything would soon change.

Prince Sasuke wasn't really looking forward to becoming the king, but after his elder brother, Itachi, ran away with his gay lover he really didn't have a choice in the matter (though at times he seriously thought about running away himself.) So, he sat, watching the many princesses and dutcheses and their servants entering, only one really catching his eye and it wasn't because of her beauty, but because of who was traveling with her. He instantly reconized her escort and jumped from his perch on the railing and greated the young man, "HUUYGA!" he proclaimed to the other lord, smiling, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm escorting my cousin." he said, simply, glairing at the Uchiha like he was some sort of infectious dissease; though, truth be told he was probally his closest friend. Then Sasuke looked at the girl.

There before him stood a beautiful girl with her face downcast, long black hair cascaded down her back, a dark blue tint was present and made her hair seem like it glowed. She looked sweat. Innocent.

"I didn't know you could be related to anyone so innocent, Neji, you sure she's the princess?" he asked, trying to see if the girl had any simularities to the Huuyga heir.

"Yeah...Hinata..." he said and she looked up...she was deffently a Huuyga. She had the same porcaline-like skin; the same pupiless, creamy lavander eyes that looked right at him besides the fact that they appeared to be blind. Her eyes were by far less threatening then her cousins; where as her cousins seemed cold and deadly hers were warm and friendly, and somehow they seemed to have more life in them.

"Well, it would seem that she is you're cousin..." he said and sent her off.

"Yeah. Take good care of her, or else, got it?"

"Yeah."

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Hinata Huuyga went to her room with her maids and instantly started to 'deprincess' herself. She hated wearing the tight komonos and the glob of lipstick, not to mention the painfully tight shoes.

She put on a light blue dress and smiled as it felt much better, "I'm going out."

"You think that wise, ma'am?" asked TenTen, her best friend and maid.

"What could go wrong?"

"What if his highness sees you like that?"

"Then let him see." she said and went on her way. She fond a place to watch the others come in. Each of the girls was very beautiful. But one drew a lot of attention and she could tell she was going to like the princess from Suna. She had dark blond hair that she wore dangerously short and in the strangest style she had ever seen: four pony tail, one on each corner of her head. She wore a black komono with a bright red sach, two colors that were frowned apon for any woman to wear. She carried a very large fan and smiled and yelled so that alost everyone could hear her, "HEY, YOU'LL, MY NAME IS TAMARI AND THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'M GOING TO MARRY THIS LOOSER! GOT IT?!?" At the rate she was going, she was deffently not going to become queen.

"Some princess, huh?" said a happy voice from behind her as she giggled at what princess Tamari said. She turned around at the sound of the voice and blushed when she saw a very handsome blond boy walk up to her. He was wearing a pair of black slack, a blue button up shirt and an orange anpron. It was very apparent he was a kitchen boy...but he was deffently really really hot. She blushed at this thought at looked away from the blond boy, "Yeah, she's really brave."

"Who you work for?" he asked and she relized that not looking the part of a princess had its advantages.

"...Ahhhhhhhh, well..." she said and blushed again.

He smiled at her, "Well, my name is Uzimaki, Naruto, can I show you around the castle." He asked, smiling a brillant smile and Hinata just smiled and nodded.

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Sakura stood and looked at the high ceiling, the castle was deffently beautiful. My new home. She thought, her bright grean eyes sparkeling when she caught a glims of an outside courtyard with sakura trees in full bloom. Then she felt someone nudge her and she saw the others following her mistress...she sighed and followed carring several pieces of luggage. This was the life of a maid of Princess Ino.

XxX

Orochimaru stood with his advisor by his side, "So, Kabuto, you have any idea what girl would be the best." he said as he looked at the names.

"No sir, but why do you care? I mean as long as you have control of the king..."

"That's the thing, Kabuto, if Sasuke still has his heart he will soon be able to protest me...I've been doing this for generations and I know all the risks. Why else would I get rid of Itachi; annoying little brat wouldn't ever listen to me."

"Of course, well, whatever works."

"Yes, I know...you are excused." he said and Kabuto began to leave, "And keep an eye on both the princess of Suna, Tamari and the dear Huuyga princess, Hinata, the herem can't fall either, it is how I spread the Uchiha rein."

"Why don't you just take over?"

"I have my reasons."

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A Weird: ITACHI'S WHAT?!?

B Weird: Gay?

A Weird: NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

B Weird: Would it help if I said that he ran away to secretly be with you?

A Weird: I'm not a guy crys

B Weird: I know that sighs n/m, anyways. that was the first chapter, hope you enjoyed! Please Reveiw my insanity!